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Melbourne

Melbourne is the fag capital of Australia.
(first cunt) "you been to melbourne before" (second cunt) "nah that's the fag capital of Australia, only poofters live there"
by ice age 4 April 22, 2022
mugGet the Melbournemug.

South Melbourne Dim Sim

When you wrap your sexual partner up in a blanket tight enough that they can not free themselves, then proceed to have anal intercourse with them.

Wrapped and stuffed like a south Melbourne dim sim...
"what are you doing with that blanket?"
"You're about to become a south Melbourne dim sim, and I'm hungry"
by Elvis Jabber Abdul Jabar May 30, 2020
mugGet the South Melbourne Dim Simmug.

Ryan Melbourne

A really hot guy with a really big penis! All the girls are drooling over him because of his stunning hot looks and beautiful big penis! hes a chill, cool man that everyone can be friends with. Ryan is the best person u will ever meet. hes so amazing and hot.
by fact_teller April 30, 2022
mugGet the Ryan Melbournemug.

Melbourne Eyebrow

The sexual act of one man ejaculating onto the forehead of another and allowing it to dribble into the eye.
Lucky he took out that eyebrow piercing; the Melbourne eyebrow he just got would have gummed it right up.
by Zog 69 April 1, 2016
mugGet the Melbourne Eyebrowmug.

Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"
by Bacon lover April 21, 2013
mugGet the Melbourne meat curtainmug.

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