South-West Melbourne

Another term for the country India, like it’s basically a Code name for Indian Cities.

Aarav: Dude, I come from South-West Melbourne, India. it’s basically a code name for every Indian City. I also heard there’s a South-West Melbourne in Victoria, Australia too. That’s where I’ll be heading, haha!

by NobodySleeks27 October 12, 2025

Took the Barry Way to Melbourne

(Saying/Phrase) To do something the hard way/make something more complicated.

"Oliver spelt 'Kronk' like 'Cronque', bro took the Barry Way to Melbourne.

by notoliverbatson June 4, 2024

Melbourne Stars

The worst cricket club to ever walk the planet. The definition of poverty and choking in 1 franchise. Can’t stay healthy and should be replaced

Girl:“ I’m depressed”

Men: ‘At least you don’t support the Melbourne Stars’

by DeshaunWatsonsMassagePalace December 13, 2022

Melbourne

The Ohio of weather. Especially in Spring and Summer.

Non-Melbourne resident: There was a tropical storm five seconds ago. Why're there meteor showers?
Melbourne resident: Man, you can't trust the weather in Melbourne.

by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT December 18, 2022

Melbourne Ashtray

A Melbourne ashtray is when you use the rim of someone’s anus to extinguish a cigarette.

I was in a motel and there were no ashtrays so I used my girlfriends ass as a Melbourne ashtray instead.

by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024