McDonalds 

a place where the burgers look like big turds, and where you find bugs in your food and people spit in the chilli! And then our parents and teachers complain how aweful the food there is...and then that night, you see them there, eating those turds!!!

this is a true story of a girl(she wrote it):
My burger was overcooked and cold so i put it in the microwave and the microwave blew up!!!

McDonalds by Des July 14, 2003

McDonalds 

The first human resource plant, invented by Satan himself. Made for the lack of food in small countries, McDonalds serves millions with their own human waste. The employees often screw your order up, and scratch their butt before they fix you food. The smell of McDonalds is often compared to the odor of sweaty vagina and burnt popcorn. It is also rumored that McDonalds is a secret organization created to keep the human population down.

We carried our week-old-feces to McDonalds so a lucky family could get the pleasure of eating our shit from the dollar menu.

McDonalds by Alex December 15, 2003

McDonalds 

The only place in the world where you can find a clown having fun like they really mean it.

Ronald McDonald

McDonalds by James allen February 25, 2004

McDonalds 

American Culture

McDonalds rules the world.

McDonalds by Joe Regular July 25, 2003

McDonalds 

"I'm lovin' it"???? F*ck off am I lovin' it! You go in there feeling like having the "Pound Saver" menu because you're hungry and also...ahem...cheap. What happens after you've had the double bacon cheeseburger full of gurkins? Well you go home...and have another one because it didn't make you feel full in the first place!

Thanks Justin Timberlake for giving this restaurant franchise a s*it catchphrase! You arrogant double bacon cheeseburger pig!

McDonalds by LollyLushandChadChequin March 17, 2004

mcdonalds 

Good food, good friends, lots of fun, Great place to work. It is not our fault if you gain weight from eating our food....YOU ORDERED IT

I am an employee that loves her job at Mcdonalds

mcdonalds by A Current Employee March 9, 2004

McDonalds 

A restaurant in which they let protein worms crawl through the meat.
A.K.A. Rotten Ronnies.

damn McDonald's gave me food poisoning again.

McDonalds by pantherx May 29, 2003