mcdonalds 

a fast food chain who always screw your order up. It is a place where you can find carvers outside looking for trouble, and the best chicken nuggets ever are found here.

the staff however, only understand mcdonalds language. such as if you ask for chicken nuggets, they won't have a clue what you mean unless you say MCchicken nuggets.

some guy: she forgot the gherkings and relish in my burger AGAIN!
another guy: complain then.
some guy: mcdonalds suck.

customer: can i have a chicken sandwitch please?
stupid chinky wife serving: what?
customer: oh, sorry, a MACKchicken sandwitch.
chinky wife: okay then.

mcdonalds by Sangeajinn January 21, 2007

McDonalds 

1) An Extremely unhealthy fast food restaurant.

2) The biggest cause of North American and European obesity.

3) One of the most officiant garbage disposal companies in the world, who package the waste ad serve it as food.

4) A massive corporation who lures children to eat at their restaurants and serves them extremely fatty foods.

Man: Can I still supersize my McDonalds?
Doctor: Not unless you plan on dieing any time soon.

Child: McDonalds food is so good, it made my heart stop!

Man: Wow! My old grade 6 lunch box! And look, it still has those McDonalds fries I didn't finish! *eats some* They're still good!

McDonalds by Be Smart January 8, 2009

McDonalds 

fake food; unhealthy; may cause death; my favorite food.

i once died because of McDonalds.

McDonalds by Ngage Hater May 2, 2005

McDonalds 

A restaurant chain that would have been cool if not for all the lawsuits.

Ever since the lawsuits, McDonald's is trying to make everything "healthier" and doing a really shitty job of it.

I say: fuck you! If their food is making you so fat, why eat there?

BRING BACK THE OLD-SCHOOL MCDONALD'S!

McDonalds by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

McDonalds 

a place where the burgers look like big turds, and where you find bugs in your food and people spit in the chilli! And then our parents and teachers complain how aweful the food there is...and then that night, you see them there, eating those turds!!!

this is a true story of a girl(she wrote it):
My burger was overcooked and cold so i put it in the microwave and the microwave blew up!!!

McDonalds by Des July 14, 2003

McDonalds 

The first human resource plant, invented by Satan himself. Made for the lack of food in small countries, McDonalds serves millions with their own human waste. The employees often screw your order up, and scratch their butt before they fix you food. The smell of McDonalds is often compared to the odor of sweaty vagina and burnt popcorn. It is also rumored that McDonalds is a secret organization created to keep the human population down.

We carried our week-old-feces to McDonalds so a lucky family could get the pleasure of eating our shit from the dollar menu.

McDonalds by Alex December 15, 2003

McDonalds 

The only place in the world where you can find a clown having fun like they really mean it.

Ronald McDonald

McDonalds by James allen February 25, 2004