Mateo

A man that loves to be loved, a true nigga till the day you die and loves you like a brother has many secrets and has a girlfriend that he would love till the day he dies and also will always have your back.

Haste a big cock

Damm look at my boy Mateo and his girl she probably loves Mateo’s dick cause it’s so huge.

He probably works out his peen

by Nottus12 October 4, 2019

Madeo

Someone who is cool and is a real pimp with all the ladies...He is a good friend and a great person...BTW he is mad diesel in COD5

Man i just got owned in COD that kid is a real Madeo.

by TonyBluntz January 17, 2009

Makeouthill

The place where xxxtentacion and his ex Geneva met he said the start of his pain

Makeouthill is xxxtentacions psn

by SMOKEPURPP SCARLXRD May 7, 2019

John Mayer Syndrome

A serious affliction that seems to affect celebrities only. When a formerly paparazzi-friendly celebrity stops talking to the cameras after entering a serious relationship. Named after John Mayer, who was glacial towards paparazzi during his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. Originally coined by Harvey Levin of TMZ.

After British lothario Russell Brand said he was "in love" with Katy Perry, he stopped talking to paparazzi. She gave him John Mayer Syndrome.

by geeksmakethebestlovers October 28, 2009

Mayco

Something who is a motherfucker savage

Look what the fuck Mayco did.

by Trippie837t April 24, 2018

Mateo

A sexy beast that gets all the mexican bitches

Who is that hunk?
Thats just mateo

by Yungboiiiiii12345 April 13, 2018

Mateo Monster

"Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.

If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.

The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.

When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:

1. Give him guac

2. Run like hell

Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster

by Adrienne yo December 23, 2016