When one goes an extended period of time without jerking off. Most will give in to willpower and natural urges, but the courageous and strong can sometimes go for days or weeks without choking the chicken. See The Contest (Seinfeld).
"Yo dude, check out this porn video I found!"
"Nah man, not tonight. I've decided to go on masturbation probation."
"Nah man, not tonight. I've decided to go on masturbation probation."
by Gayaka June 20, 2009
Get the masturbation probation mug.One who can masturbate/masturbates everywhere they have gone/are without fear of being caught, with any object, without being seen, heard, or others having suspicion of the action of masturbation, any where, any time, and any place.
Student #1: Hey man, I whacked off in biology today.
Student #2: HOLY HELL! Did you get caught?
Student #1: Hell no I didn't, I am a freaking Masturbation Ninja.
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Guy #1: I jizzed all over my friends moms bra last night while he was in the same room.
Guy #2: What!? He didn't see you?
Guy #1: Shit no, he was sleeping.
Guy #2: Good thing you're a Masturbation Ninja.
Guy #1: Damn right.
Student #2: HOLY HELL! Did you get caught?
Student #1: Hell no I didn't, I am a freaking Masturbation Ninja.
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Guy #1: I jizzed all over my friends moms bra last night while he was in the same room.
Guy #2: What!? He didn't see you?
Guy #1: Shit no, he was sleeping.
Guy #2: Good thing you're a Masturbation Ninja.
Guy #1: Damn right.
by gregmastersensai November 20, 2009
Get the Masturbation Ninja mug.An indicent where you have just done or accomplished something incredibly good, but instead of going to a party to celebrate this you go home and masturbate your ass off. You just did something incredible so that makes you extra happy, thus turning you on more.
We won the football game, but instead of going to the party we all went up to the locker room and had a masturbation celebration.
by A shitty excuse for a name November 1, 2006
Get the Masturbation Celebration mug.A person who attains muscular definition or gain in the arms primarily through masturbation. One must not uniformly masturbate or masturbate solely with one arm if he is to achieve a significant or aesthetically pleasing result. Ways to fully utilise this workout include but are not limited to:
Set arm days
Switching arms halfway through masturbation
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Set arm days
Switching arms halfway through masturbation
Freestyle (recommended for experienced users only)
''Wow your arms are so big you must workout loads!'' girl says flatteringly while feeling on arm.
''Not that much to be honest with you I'm just naturally endowed,'' typical lie said by happy user of MM method.
''Those are definitely masturbation muscles,'' murmurs a well-educated onlooker to his friend enviously.
''Not that much to be honest with you I'm just naturally endowed,'' typical lie said by happy user of MM method.
''Those are definitely masturbation muscles,'' murmurs a well-educated onlooker to his friend enviously.
by cheesyballs January 26, 2014
Get the Masturbation muscles mug.The anger the follows when you find out that either your porn wont load, or that your internet is not working.
by Noah h. December 30, 2007
Get the Masturbation Frustration mug.If she wants me to be her masturbation candy I'm fine with that.
You're the perfect masturbation candy for me.
You're the perfect masturbation candy for me.
by Nivens March 18, 2011
Get the Masturbation Candy mug.A playground game that involves one player who is designated as "it", to chase other players while masturbating in an attempt to tag or touch them, usually with their ejaculate. The tagged player then becomes 'it' and must chase the other players while masturbating.
Also known as Jerk Tag.
Also known as Jerk Tag.
I started jerking off & everybody scattered & ran, so I chased them like we were playing a good ol' game of Masturbation Tag!
by amygo June 20, 2011
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