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jalen mashushi

Literally the best high school basketball player ever. Half Japanese, half African. However he only speaks Roman.
You just got Jalen Mashushied boy get out of here.
by Jalen Mashushi October 2, 2019
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Evolutionary Masculinity Theory

The theory that posits men can solve any challenge set before them by utilizing one of two fundamental, evolutionary paradigms. These paradigms are as follows: 1) The man can overcome any obstacle by pounding his way out and 2) what cannot be pounded out can be sexualized.
The alpha females were oppressing the beta males. When the beta males failed to overcome the female through poundage, they engaged in sexualizing their own inferiority by embracing their own cuckoldage. Thence, the alpha females submitted to the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory and lost their will to oppress, thus perpetuating the Inferior Female Theory.
by zeezer43 July 17, 2021
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Prideful Masculinity

Prideful Masculinity : tendency for some men to refuse to ask for help/assistance from others and/or to admit mistakes no matter the costs
John, due to his prideful masculinity refused to ask for directions in the huge city. As a result, we were lost for hours.

The Leader, due to his Prideful Masculinity, did not ask for and refused to accept other countries assistance in providing effective vaccines to combat the Pandemic. As a result, the economy suffered and hundreds of thousands died
by deadbeatles December 30, 2022
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Toxic masculinity

dominant form of masculinity wherein men use dominance, violence, and control to assert their power and superiority.
Mother: let’s go to the park ash!

Son: get back to the kitchen you woman

Mother: stop with this toxic masculinity!
by Daveandmike123 June 3, 2022
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Mashly

Normally a high school foreign language teacher. Mainly under 5ft 2in. Most of them are striving polyglots. Many are self consious about driving a Prius. Does not like hoods or earbuds. A good polyglot but a great teach teach.
Hey jimmy that’s quite the mashly over there.

Wow that’s quite a mashly!
by Danny Woosowski November 19, 2018
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Mashup Week Megamix

Mashup Week Megamix is the Sequel to Mashup Week. It’s a mashup tourney where 32 competitors fight for the grand prize. It’s also heavily inspired by Siivagunner’s King for Another Day tournament.
Person 1: Hey do you follow Mashup Week Megamix?
Person 2: Isn’t that the one with Scott the Woz?
by Glacial11 March 5, 2022
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Toxic masculinity

Toxic masculinity is a term that was invented by women nobody wants to fuck, to describe the men, that women do want to fuck.

- Top G
Susan : "Ah, I hate men and toxic masculinity."
Andrew: "These toxic masculine men, have built this city and made sure you're ok, you dumbass."
by Vlad2006582 December 29, 2022
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