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marshmallow test

The marshmallow test, tests a children’s willingness to delay gratification. Sort of a self administered positive feedback for delaying gratification. Children get a marshmallow, with the opportunity to get a second marshmallow if they wait 15 minutes before eating the first one.
During the Covid-19 Pandemic the marshmallow test is misaligned for most who don't think they can get it. If they delay gratification by social distance and wear a mask and wash hands and delaying certain activities where these things are not possible they don't get a extra marshmallow but they may get a few extra years of life and have a relative and friend a little longer.
by mlhiss June 10, 2020
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Molten Marshmallow

When you put marshmallows in the mircrowave until they melt into a molten-like state.
Person 1: she’s making molten marshmallows
Person 2: that’s genius and idiotic at the same time
by Fjajcjssjdhahkeyboardsmash November 20, 2017
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Marshmallow Idiot

A sheltered, close-minded, naïve moron with very little to no common sense. These people are typically confused on basic matters that should be no trouble.
What marshmallow idiot thinks accidentally touching themself in the shower is morally wrong?
by Bluegravitysaurus June 20, 2019
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mini marshmallow

When you cum in a woman's melted feces and drink it like hot cocoa.
Tonight, I wanna try a mini marshmallow with you.
by osu1031 January 22, 2016
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marshmallow fart

When your farts taste better toasted.
My farts are marshmallow fart they taste best toasted.
by Fartfaceace November 16, 2021
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marshmallow monkey

A yt person
by The Quan May 21, 2021
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Delaware Marshmallow

A sex act wherein immediately after ejaculating into someone's mouth, you forcefully open hand slap both sides of their face (like Belushi's "zit" in Animal House), causing the person to forcefully eject the semen... along with saliva and, if done correctly, a little blood... onto the rug.
Julie told me she'd be willing to try anything once, but apparently a Delaware Marshmallow is just a step too far.
by doctorfadd. July 1, 2021
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