Marshmallow Cunt

Any woman who will willingly cheat on the best thing that could possibly happen to her.

And from that day on Angela was a Marshmallow Cunt and nothing more.

by BriRabbit March 2, 2017

Marshmallow Idiot

A sheltered, close-minded, naïve moron with very little to no common sense. These people are typically confused on basic matters that should be no trouble.

What marshmallow idiot thinks accidentally touching themself in the shower is morally wrong?

by Bluegravitysaurus June 20, 2019

mini marshmallow

When you cum in a woman's melted feces and drink it like hot cocoa.

Tonight, I wanna try a mini marshmallow with you.

by osu1031 January 22, 2016

marshmallow massage

When a girl gives you oral sex an u cum in her mouth an she keeps sucking

My girl gave me a marshmallow Massage

by HeadBussa11 December 21, 2017

Delaware Marshmallow

A sex act wherein immediately after ejaculating into someone's mouth, you forcefully open hand slap both sides of their face (like Belushi's "zit" in Animal House), causing the person to forcefully eject the semen... along with saliva and, if done correctly, a little blood... onto the rug.

Julie told me she'd be willing to try anything once, but apparently a Delaware Marshmallow is just a step too far.

by doctorfadd. July 1, 2021

Marshmallow Swatting

When trying to set someone up, making yourself look worse to make the person your setting up look better

Tyler: I want to be this guy he's so great
Lauren: Stop marshmallow swatting Tyler.

by Charlie_94 April 16, 2015

Marshmallow Grain

A type of cereal in which disappointing marshmallow attempts to cover up the failures of "grain" presented to the general public to eat for breakfast. Marshmallow grain takes up quite a bit of cereal-reserved shelf space.

Good morning!
Rush downstairs for your cold, wet, sugar-slathered marshmallow grain!
Yum!

by big-mama-y July 3, 2015