A harmless, not to mention extremely useful drug that is for some reason still illegal to use both recreationally and medically in 17 states. This is unfortunately due to an absolute retard named Henry J. Anslinger, who lied and told everyone that marijuana makes people insane. He also said very rude things about Mexican immigrants, and I wish this fool was alive so I could partake in the honorable ceremony that would be running this guy over with my car.
Racist police officer: "Hey there son, are you smoking some of the devil's lettuce? You better not be, because I heard it turns you into an insane serial killer. It's because of those dam Mexicans, they should all be in jail if you ask me."
Me: "Officer, what the fuck are you talking about? That Henry guy said all those false things about marijuana, because he wanted a reason to deport all those Mexican immigrants who just wanted a better life for themselves, just like the rest of us who immigrated here. They're hardworking people, just like you and me. Don't you see?"
No longer racist police officer: "Oh, thank you for enlightening me young man. I can see clearly now, thanks to you wiping all that political bullshit out of my eyes. You are free to go."
Me: "Officer, what the fuck are you talking about? That Henry guy said all those false things about marijuana, because he wanted a reason to deport all those Mexican immigrants who just wanted a better life for themselves, just like the rest of us who immigrated here. They're hardworking people, just like you and me. Don't you see?"
No longer racist police officer: "Oh, thank you for enlightening me young man. I can see clearly now, thanks to you wiping all that political bullshit out of my eyes. You are free to go."
by CrustyPubesBoi666 January 31, 2019
Get the Marijuanamug. by blaze420sexyassnigga October 8, 2017
Get the marijuanamug. the greatest shit ever.
smoke weed everyday.
some weed every night.
it doesnt fuckin' matter, weeds still amazing.
it brings everyone together, no matter people's difference.
smoke weed everyday.
some weed every night.
it doesnt fuckin' matter, weeds still amazing.
it brings everyone together, no matter people's difference.
Jock: got bud?
Nerd: helllll yeah!
Jock: lets tokeee, man.
-2 hour toke break-
Jock: man, your tight as balls.
Nerd: balls are tight?
Jock: marijuana is fuckin' tight, and it DOESNT ruin your life.
Nerd: helllll yeah!
Jock: lets tokeee, man.
-2 hour toke break-
Jock: man, your tight as balls.
Nerd: balls are tight?
Jock: marijuana is fuckin' tight, and it DOESNT ruin your life.
by nerdystonnnnner December 28, 2009
Get the Marijuanamug. Marijuana; n.
The one and only most evil thing in the world.
Every year, millions of people die from smoking marijuana (also commonly known as weed, pot, hash, etc.) and it is an abomonation to the likes of mankind.
If you smoke it, you are related to Hitler and might as well go kill some Jews. And let's throw in some niggers too.
The one and only most evil thing in the world.
Every year, millions of people die from smoking marijuana (also commonly known as weed, pot, hash, etc.) and it is an abomonation to the likes of mankind.
If you smoke it, you are related to Hitler and might as well go kill some Jews. And let's throw in some niggers too.
"Omg dude i got so high last weekend from smoking this awesome marijuana" -pothead1
"Yeah dude, you might wanna be careful, that'll kill you. You know what else? If people aren't catching the sarcasm, than I certainly hope they are now" -pothead2
"Yeah dude, you might wanna be careful, that'll kill you. You know what else? If people aren't catching the sarcasm, than I certainly hope they are now" -pothead2
by wordNERDD 188 December 16, 2008
Get the Marijuanamug. A magical gift from beyond, grown to be consumed as a herb but smoked instead. Unleashes the creativity of human mind.
by Dlstar December 27, 2011
Get the marijuanamug. by T-Ball April 5, 2004
Get the Marijuanamug. Marijuana is the flower off of the cannabis plant. Not a drug, drugs are bad. Leagalize it. (in Canada perferrably)
Marijuana is gods remedy for hatred:
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for atleast two hours. Fowllowed by a global food shortage. Say No to drugs! Then again, if your talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs.
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for atleast two hours. Fowllowed by a global food shortage. Say No to drugs! Then again, if your talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs.
by Tristan For The Win February 3, 2015
Get the Marijuanamug.