Marathon

As in a herd of cattle, a pride of lions, or a murder of crows, a "marathon" is the collective for meetings, as in "a marathon of meetings".

Between putting this definition into Urban Dictionary and my marathon of meetings, don't expect me to get any actual work done today.

by dlairman August 22, 2023

night-marathon

A series of bad dreams in a single night.

"I slept terribly, as I suffered from a night-marathon."

by rickbbiking April 21, 2013

The Marathon

Hitting a blunt, pipe, and a bong all in one breath.

"You see Alden hitting all three of those?!" "Yeah, he's fucking up The Marathon"

by bigbaby420 October 8, 2013

Mickey Mantle Marathon

When a person with almost no training runs a full marathon. The first to document this run was Bert Kreischer, who has what's know among scientists as the Mickey Mantle Gene.

Jake woke up today and decided to run a Mickey Mantle Marathon. Those 26miles almost killed him.

by Trashedcatt October 22, 2019

All-Hole Marathon

A sexual interaction where partners have sexual intercourse with every major orifice on each other’s bodies.

“I suggested an all-hole marathon to my partner”

by Orcafalls October 23, 2023

Midnight marathon

When you go to bed somewhere between midnight and 3 am for no apparent reason than not having to go to work the same morning.

Even if you do have to work the following morning, don't pull a midnight marathon if you aren't exactly sure what you're doing and how to do it safely.

by Sexydimma May 14, 2021

Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles

"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"

by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023