Martha Manning

She deserved so much better.

John Laurens' wife who had his only child and died the year before he did at the age of 24. Poor girl.

Friend: Omg, my boyfriend just knocked me up and ran away to join the army and I haven't seen him since!
Me: Martha Manning, is that you?

by obsessed-historian October 7, 2020

I’manidiotandiknowit

When your too lazy to write spaces:

Dude: I’manidiotandiknowit!!!
Other dude: bro get spaces I can’t read
Dude: waitithoughtitwaseasytoread
Other dude: COME ON

by Pinkpumpkingoestothestoretobuy June 20, 2021

pulling a peyton manning

Entering the "Big" game, only to choke in the presented pressure.

"Dude, what happened? You are the best, then you choked!"
"Sorry, man, I guess I pulled a Peyton Manning..."

The 2nd Super Bowl appearance.
The 3rd Super Bowl appearance.
Plus, numerous play-off losses prior to his first Super Bowl appearance.
"Put me in coach! I promise, I won't be pulling a Peyton Manning!"

by Mrs. Manning February 2, 2014

Kissed a manikin

Kissed a manikin: The expression to describe the phenomenon that takes place when everything is perfect in a relationship and you take it for granted and cheat on your partner and ruin the perfect relationship. The manikin is the person that you can't have.

the grass is always greener on the other sidehindsight is 2020

John and his wife had the perfect relationship, until John "kissed a manikin".

by Professor guldenstein June 21, 2020

eli manning

incredible young giants qb. made the right decision not playing for the chargers, who without LT would be about as good as your local high school team. jealous chargers fans may say otherwise, but eli has the potential to be the next great thing in the NFL.

hey who's that new qb tearing up the NFL?
oh you must mean eli manning

by giantsfan December 25, 2005

peyton manning

See choker. One who chokes.

There's a reason Peyton Manning has never won anything in his life -- he pisses his pants when he plays any team that can put pressure on him. Throwing a million td passes against the texans and titans playing behind the best pass-blocking offensive line in the league doesn't make you a great quarterback.

by Tyrone Biggums, Ph.D May 15, 2006

peyton manning

A commercial actor who occasionally plays football. He (as well as the occasional appearance of his hasbeen father and retarded little brother) has done commercials for Milk, Sprint, several Mastercard spots, Oreos, DirecTV, NFLshop, and would probably do Tampon commercials given the chance. Blames his teammates more often than not even if he makes an obvious error.

Is it true that you are an enormous sellout, Peyton Manning?

Peyton: Hell no! When I'm done doing this Swiffer commercial we're gonna have a long talk.

by NaoNao February 6, 2008