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Maddie is a an actual donkey. She looks like a donkey. She smells like a donkey. Everything about her is donkey like. She has been known to eat small children that are unaccompanied around Cremorne. If you see her in the street do not walk, RUN away. Please report any sightings to the proper authorities. If she approaches you and tries to talk answer in slow simple responses as that is all she can comprehend. She is... como se dice? "Not the brightest tool in the shed." MADELEINE SUCKS!
"the girls and boys sprinted away from from the horrid girl called maddie."
a bitch... that's it a huge bitch
wow look at that cunt..... oh its maddie
Did you see that Maddie? It almost spit on me! derpp
Maddie by lllamas4lyfe January 12, 2012
A total bitch. A slut, a whore. She wears tight pant to emphasize her nonexistent butt and cheats on her boy friends she will lie and steal friends. She thinks she’s top shit with her red hair. She constantly is flirting and tryin to get attention. If you have something she doesn’t she will take it and have no mercy. She will twist thing around in her own little way. she constantly is a whore. stay away from her she will ruin ur life like the bitch she is.
Emily: “Wow your being such a Maddie at least put on some leggings under you dress
Vicky: “well thanks to my dress being short I’ve had five guys come up to me so ha!”
Emily: “wow even MORE of a Maddie”
Brunette.

Awesome girl. Has a lot in common with people. Is hilarious. Loves one direction. Is usually found in her room on her computer/phone. Is friends with the one and only Jesus. Can seem to make anything funny. Very nice & kind. Has the weirdest friends & reminds you of a white girl in a movie
Maddie: Jesus?

Jesus: yes

Maddie: um...I have to ask you a weird question...how big is your penis? 😂
Maddie by Magicalpalmtrees July 9, 2014
A Great friend. She's popular. She has a slime addiction. She is beautiful. She's an actor!
Dude look at the chick with the slime over there. I heard she was going on TV the other night. She must be a Maddie