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mississippi motorboat

when a guy throws up in a girl's clevage while doing the deed.
My boyfriend was so wasted last night that while doing the deed he gave me a mississippi motorboat.
by Andrea smith November 8, 2006
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Motorbating

Motorboating your penis until you ejaculate on a woman's breasts.
Did you see that video of the president motorbating Oprah?
by GBID December 10, 2011
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motorboatin son of a bitch

n; One who motorboats -- and is also a son of a bitch.
n; Term applied to one who has had a sexual episode whilst intoxicated -- usually followed by high fives and busting of chops.
A.
Person 1: Yeah so I was totally nailin that girl last night! Cool.
Person 2: I bet you were, you motorboatin son of a bitch!

B.
Hey did you hear about Seamus? He got with that girl Kerri -- what a motorboatin son of a bitch huh?!
by Jimmy the Geek October 17, 2006
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Motorboarding

An aggressive interrogation technique most likely not used in Guantanamo (citation needed) whereby the prisoner is suffocated by the application of a pair of large breasts until the point of semi-consciousness. The breasts are then briefly removed and the prisoner can breath for a few seconds. The breasts are then re-applied. The process is repeated ad infinitum until the prisoner gives up the secrets.

The technique requires a high degree of skill on the part of the interrogators. If the breasts are applied for too short a period, the prisoner is in fact motorboating, and it seems unlikely that s/he will give up important secrets under such conditions. In fact prisoners have been known to hold out the promise of fictitious secrets, simply in order to prolong the motorboating experience (citation needed, but hell, I would, wouldn't you?)

On the other hand, if the breasts are applied for too long, the prisoner will die, and take his or her secrets with them to the grave. Not the worst way to go, but definitely suboptimal.
After a 30 minute motorboarding session with Big Bertha, the suspect was ready to give up his own right testicle if only she would stop.
by JustDaveHere February 21, 2015
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Reverse Motorboat

When a woman happens upon her man having a wank while lying on his back, she disrobes and straddles him in a similar fashion to the reverse cowgirl. However, unlike the sexual position, the woman nestles her man's ball sack between her butt cheeks and proceeds to fart on them as many times as possible, creating a wonderful vibration for him and audibly resembling the engine of a motorboat.
Linda found Jack wanking in their bedroom and offered him a nice reverse motorboat. Jack happily accepted.
by Captain at the Helm April 13, 2009
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Motorboat

To run someone over with a motorboat.
I want to motorboat my step mother Karen because she took away my Xbox.
by Ackack August 10, 2019
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Kegstand Motorboat

A variation on the traditional motorboat, in which a friend holds your legs up in the air, like a kegstand, while you have your hands on the girls shoulders and your face in her chest.
I can't believe he kegstand motorboated her. his legs were over her head!
by meags8003 July 31, 2011
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