The worst show ever!!! I hate it! it sucks! very inappropriate! ugly stupid aliens! made episode about living sperm! stoopid! I hate rick and Morty and i also really hate solar opposites! they have bad words! they have ugly art thingys! eyes look weird! morty has wierd dreams about crush!!!! he touches boba! very inappropriate! morty impregnated a robot! very weird! rick burps too much! morty voice is SO annoying! like "oH JeEbZ RiCk!' shut up you buthole! they touch people badly! the only good thing about this show is....NOTHING! it all sucks! i hope it gets cancelled! its really bad and unfunny! i hate it so much! i would rather watch bluey than this show! so in conclusion rick and morty is the worst thing to ever graze the surface of the earth i hope that they cancel the show and that all the writers dont work any more! I HATE RICK AND MORTY THEY NEED TO CANCEL IT NOW!!!!!!!!!! WHAT PLESURE DO YOU FIND WATCHING A TEENAGE BOY HAVING BAD THOUGHTS AND PLOOPING IN PP IN A RROBOT AND A DRUNK GRANDPA THAT MAKES MAC AND CHEESE OPEN YOUR EYES ITS BAD BAD BAD!!! I HATE RICK AND MORTY!!! I HOPE ALL THE (Fictional characters) ALL DIE AND NEVER SHOW UP AGAIN AND MEN IN BLACK ERASE EVERYONES MEMORYS OF THAT DOO DOO SHOW!!! I HATE RICK AND MORTY! THE SIMPSONS AND FAMILY GUY ARE BETTERRRRR! RICK AND MORTY MAKES ME WANT TO EAT A HOT DOG THE GAY WAY! WHY IS IT STILL AIRING! IT NEEDS TO BE CANCELED NOWWW! Justin
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