Slimy Morty

A slimy Morty is when you have your partner (who is congested or has a lot of nasal running) hawk tooh and thus making the penis partner have a green slime upon their penis.

Bro I got a slimy morty last night it was almost a little much for me

by Mysteryclass December 28, 2024

rigor mortis rendevous

The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.

"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."

by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007

spacker morty boumb singe

a person with severe mental or physical disability

finn picker is the biggest spacker morty boumb singe known to mankind

by jame dahr November 18, 2022

morty shorty

Impressionable young females that are Rick & Morty Weebs.

Sue's over there geeking out about the latest season of Rick & Morty with Jane who could care less. She's a total morty shorty.

by Jlkhsdfi June 22, 2021

Cronenbergs from Rick and Morty

A mutant version of the human form.

"Watch out for those Cronenbergs!"
"See, i created one of those Cronenbergs from Rick and Morty."

by RickMorty_Fan July 15, 2017

Rick and Morty

When two males have sexual intercourse with a dead body after rigor mortis sets in.

Larry and Christopher waited 8hrs to have a Rick and Morty with Linda after she passed from cancer.

by Swobble793 August 28, 2022

mortis

the iconic death message when you die in faith: the unholy trinity

John: *gets killed by a demon*
"MORTIS"
*dramatic chord*

by CURNICNLGEE August 1, 2023