Rick and Morty

The worst show ever!!! I hate it! it sucks! very inappropriate! ugly stupid aliens! made episode about living sperm! stoopid! I hate rick and Morty and i also really hate solar opposites! they have bad words! they have ugly art thingys! eyes look weird! morty has wierd dreams about crush!!!! he touches boba! very inappropriate! morty impregnated a robot! very weird! rick burps too much! morty voice is SO annoying! like "oH JeEbZ RiCk!' shut up you buthole! they touch people badly! the only good thing about this show is....NOTHING! it all sucks! i hope it gets cancelled! its really bad and unfunny! i hate it so much! i would rather watch bluey than this show! so in conclusion rick and morty is the worst thing to ever graze the surface of the earth i hope that they cancel the show and that all the writers dont work any more! I HATE RICK AND MORTY THEY NEED TO CANCEL IT NOW!!!!!!!!!! WHAT PLESURE DO YOU FIND WATCHING A TEENAGE BOY HAVING BAD THOUGHTS AND PLOOPING IN PP IN A RROBOT AND A DRUNK GRANDPA THAT MAKES MAC AND CHEESE OPEN YOUR EYES ITS BAD BAD BAD!!! I HATE RICK AND MORTY!!! I HOPE ALL THE (Fictional characters) ALL DIE AND NEVER SHOW UP AGAIN AND MEN IN BLACK ERASE EVERYONES MEMORYS OF THAT DOO DOO SHOW!!! I HATE RICK AND MORTY! THE SIMPSONS AND FAMILY GUY ARE BETTERRRRR! RICK AND MORTY MAKES ME WANT TO EAT A HOT DOG THE GAY WAY! WHY IS IT STILL AIRING! IT NEEDS TO BE CANCELED NOWWW! Justin
Roiland CAN GO FLARP HIMSELFFF! HIS BRAIN IS NOT RIGHT!!!!! HE IS STOOPID!!!

person 1: i like rick and morty!

the world explodes

by RETAREDED 69 NUTCRAKER February 22, 2024

rigor mortis male

the best type of male out there, even more than a sigma male, even more than a yogurt male, its just the best male ever. the biggest chad male type of them all.

mike: james said I wasn't a good person so I respectfully told him to eat a box of nails

nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male

by relayZZZ April 24, 2022

I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS

A youtube video consisting of a very uncanny version of rick and morty where morty gets his penis bitten by a snake and rick says he has to suck it

Ronk:I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
Marty: what?! youre my grandad?
Ronk: Oh come on morty,Just one little suck! It'll save your life!
Marty: I-i dont know rick. isint there another way?

by Your dad is gone lol April 26, 2025

Pulling A Morty

When someone is braindead, talks a lot of smack. Doesn't know how milk works, if you play games with him he does absolutely nothing for the team. Works as a school janitor, he'll suspect anyone to be an alt when in a discord server or anywhere for that matter and say how much sand they have in their vagina. Goes on discord with his mic on, just breathing heavy when it's unnecessary which adds nothing of good conversation.

Guy: I have no idea with what you just said.
Other person: Haven't you heard? Apparently that's called pulling a morty.
Guy: Well I suppose that clears it up, what he just said literally made not a lick of inane thought. He's trying so hard trying to appear tough when he has nothing to show for it.

by Cemorolen September 26, 2025

rigor mortis

Ricgan mortis Ricgan mortis rig rig rig

Sam: Hey want to hit my Rick and Morty cart

Maddy: bro that Rick and Morty cart giving me rigor mortis

by TYRONE_THE_TURTLE69 May 31, 2022

Morty Willy

The place where you buy kombubu.

I am going to Morty Willy because it is the place where you buy kombubu.

by LowNoc October 13, 2021

do a Morty

Doing a morty requires a special kind of skillsets as you have to time your sell carefully to hit the exact spot before numbers go up.

"Glad we held strong and didn't do a Morty"

by SeaCryp March 6, 2021