dirt magert

Someone who mooches off of everyone and in general has no consideration for anyone but themselves. A rude, deceiving, and selfish person.

Going out to dinner with a group of people and "dirt magert" orders a large meal. When the bill comes "dirt magert" suddenly realizes they left their wallet at home

by dmb7886 February 5, 2009

Magenta

The incestious English maid/domestic in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" with unruly dark magenta hair and voyeuristic intentions. She enjoys time-warping, 'dusting' the banister, and having elbow fetish fun with her brother. Dr. Frank-N-Furter, Riff, and Magenta all come from the planet Transsexual in the galaxy of Transylvania.

"Master, dinner is prepared!"
"Daaah, I grow veary of dis vorld!"
"You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're ALL lucky! Hahahahaha..."

by Kelly-Po November 17, 2003

Black Mage

Weilder of Black Magic. Usually used in the Final Fantasy series. Have pointy yellow-ish hats,blue robes/coats,a black void thing for a face,striped pants,and glowy yellow eyes.can range from nice to EVIL.
Nice:Vivi
Evil:BM of 8-bit theater,the waltzes.

Common Black Mage Spells:Fira,Doomsday,Water,thundaga

by Aquila December 20, 2003

Red Mage

The Red Mage follows a written set of rules derived from various RPGs and handbooks. He is versatile seeing as he knows both Black and White (Arcane and Divine) magic, but does not specialize in any. He is a fairly skilled swordsman. He is a master at the ancient and holy art of Min/Maxing. The art of removing points from one skill and adding them to another in order to become more versatile and powerfull. Unfortunately, his Charisma is simply abysmal.

Red Mage did not want to cast a spell because it would make him less versatile.

by froofmyster April 22, 2004

Magers

A derivation of the word "Pers" which stands for personal or the amount of an item, thing, or substance that is retained and kept for personal use because it is better and higher quality. Magers is is the extreme emphasis of the word pers, and explains the absolute love, quality, and desire for that personal amount.

Bob - "Hey man, I went to McDonalds last night and ordered their Crispy Chicken, it was so pers!"

Dave - "Ya, well I ordered 2 Jr. Chicken value menu sandwiches, and they were so MAGERS!"

by G Glaser June 11, 2008

Manger de la marde

Expression used in Québec, that could be translated in English by '' Eat shit ''. The expression is most of the time used to insult a person or an object.

1. Mike: Le directeur veut que tu passes le voir à son bureau. (The principal wants you to go meet him at his office.)
Joe : Ah, qu'il mange de la marde. (He may just eat a truck loaded of shit.)

2. Elvis Gratton (trying to install a chair on the beach): Qu'a mange d'la marde e***! (Elvis Gratton - La Chaisse)

3. Telling a toilet to manger de la marde

by Bannn August 20, 2008

Bitch Tits Magee

A man that is so fat that his tits hang down past his Penis.

Man1: Wow, That guy is so fat!
Man2: I know hes a real Bitch Tits Magee

by Huzaku September 6, 2009