Preventative Maintenance (PM)
Spray with water hose... Carefully dousing all electrical components.... Finished off with a blow job from the air hose.
Spray with water hose... Carefully dousing all electrical components.... Finished off with a blow job from the air hose.
Bill did preventative maintenance on the compressor for the pull head machine, it now does not work.
by WrongMonday2020 January 28, 2022
Get the Preventative Maintenancemug. Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.
Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."
Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)
Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)
by i_predict_a_roit August 22, 2011
Get the Maintenance Pokesmug. Inadequate, half-assed, widespread negligence, inability to follow basic standard engineering procedures using sub-standard materials when maintaining or repairing large mechanical items. Influenced by the cultural belief that all is "as God wills."
Please don't use Turkish Maintenance on my new Outback. I paid 18K for it and I need it to get to work for the next 10 years.
Current condition of the Parthenon in Athens can be seen as an early benchmark of what is now called "Turkish Maintenance."
Current condition of the Parthenon in Athens can be seen as an early benchmark of what is now called "Turkish Maintenance."
by sparklingdark December 17, 2016
Get the Turkish Maintenancemug. Friend: “What are you doing yelling?
Friend 2: I’m preforming Cussing Maintenance”
Friend: “What?”
Friend 2: “FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, YOU BETTER WORK YOU GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING TWAT ROTTED CUNT!
Friend 2: I’m preforming Cussing Maintenance”
Friend: “What?”
Friend 2: “FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, YOU BETTER WORK YOU GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING TWAT ROTTED CUNT!
by ILuvU4What February 22, 2023
Get the Cussing Maintenancemug. by rene bootmaker June 3, 2013
Get the turf maintenancemug. Flynn: Am I low or high maintenance?
Grant: You’re low maintenance.
Flynn: What about my social media?
Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.
Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?
Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.
Flynn: I prefer well done.
Grant: I rest my case.
Grant: You’re low maintenance.
Flynn: What about my social media?
Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.
Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?
Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.
Flynn: I prefer well done.
Grant: I rest my case.
by Brothaontheinside August 8, 2020
Get the Medium well maintenancemug. by Qi_87 April 21, 2023
Get the Afrikaans pole maintenancemug.