loftus

Jerk or stupid guy. This guy has plenty of lofty ideals but is an idiot.

That guy is a total loftus- always saying something dumb.
No, you fools, you are all loftuses.

by Sara N. September 19, 2008

Modus Lotus

I person who's sole means of transportation is by a Lotus car.

Since selling his Ferrari, Scott is so modus lotus now!

by salley199 November 7, 2010

whispering lotus

a magical sex position usally deprived of by gnome people

ill whisper to your lotus any day

whispering lotus

by jaiskin May 1, 2008

Marinae littus

A sea turtle with six flippers and is so lit he can destroy the world! But he decides not to because he's to lit for that.

"Here comes Marinae littus! He's so lit!"

by TheLaughingRaptor June 28, 2018

Lotus Elise

It's not how fast it can go. It's how your heart beats in a few seconds. We have to say that as it doesn't go terribly fast, however those that drive it are frequently terrified.

It doesn't really matter that the ride and handling of the Lotus Elise is hard and uncomfortable, or that its dull uncommunicative steering, painfully slow throttle response, dreadful braking and ridiculous aerodynamics all contribute to the Lotus experience of poor performance.

What really matters is when you get others in the hair styling industry to give you respect.

Try driving a Lotus Elise and you'll realise you may as well have bought a Fisher Price car.

I for one would never buy a Lotus Elise, it truly is ugly, cheap, unreliable and desperately slow.

by Encylopaedia.com October 15, 2004

Lotus

A youtuber who is extremely cringy and unfunny.

I just watched this comedy channel the other day, he was an extreme Lotus.

by jrburger95 July 23, 2019

lotus eater

vegan

As in Homers The Odyssey were lotus eaters because they ate or used nothing that came from animals like modern vegans as well as going silly on lotus fruit.

by Homercules November 28, 2016