it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again

that creepy thing buffalo bill would say in the movie the silence of the lambs when he wanted those girls to rub lotion on them selves

guy 1: hey phil it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again.
phil: dude stop you know buffalo bill killed my mom

by hitmanjones21 June 26, 2008

im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.

stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?

by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022

lotion

your mom when i- when your- when your mo- when- when your mom- when i and your- when your mom and i- when when WHEN

per 1: I bought this new lotion at bath and body work-
per 2: when your mom- when your- when your - when your mom and i- me when your mo- when your mom and me- when your- when your mom-
per 1: please stop

by anonymous September 20, 2021

the lotion bandit

a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit

oh god damn JERRY wheres the lotion

jerry:i think the lotion bandit took it

by Weaboo666 January 4, 2019

lotionable

when ur ashy so u need to add lotion

antonio: ou mary is lotionable asf rn

by lolol638478274 September 19, 2022

lotion brain

The superior term for smooth brain (idiot). A quirky new way to call your friends stupid.

He failed his drivers test because he ran over 5 elderly ladies during the exam. Very lotion brain of him.

by Sewpz February 27, 2020

Throat Lotion Dispenser

A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.

Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!

by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011