Linus Torvalds

Linus Torvalds, the creator of linux

Often described as a God he usally makes Microsoft administrators shit their pants

Microsoft admin: Please, spare us!
Linus Torvalds: Open source! *Akward Laugh*

by DumbMahreeo October 10, 2019

Lincetti

The Mighty Lincetti>>>>>>>> Laurent's whole career

Lincetti is the best centre back of all time

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

Tim Lincecum

A young right-handed starting pitcher for the San Francisco Giants. Lincecum features a fastball that runs in the mid to high 90s, a curveball, and a changeup. His excellent command of these pitches allows him to chalk up high strikeout totals without an excessive pitch count.

Arthur: "What manner of man are you, that can summon fire without flint or tinder?"
Tim: "I... am an Enchanter."
Arthur: "By what name are you known?"
Tim: "There are some who call me... Tim?"

Tim Lincecum

by StormXor August 7, 2007

Abraham Lincoln

Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

My girlfriend looked very presidential after I gave her an Abraham Lincoln.

by Merc November 17, 2004

Lincoln, Maine

A stupid little hick-town in a stupid little hick-state. Famous for crappy cops who'll bust you for loitering (on a good day) but completely ignore a murder (i.e. that trucker who "had a heart attack" after being stabbed with a broken beer bottle in a parking lot. Died of "natural causes". bullshit.) The types of people in Lincoln are: for females; whores, prostitutes, sluts, alcoholics, and stoners. for males; douchebags, dicks, man-whores, broke-ass slobs, and, again, alcoholics and stoners, with the occasional crack-cocaine addict.

The new girl's from Lincoln, Maine
Yeah, I heard she only left because her dad murdered some guy and she's pregnant.
What?? She's a freshman!
And? She's from Lincoln.

by thathonestbitch December 12, 2010

sweet lincoln's mullet

Adj. 1- used as a respone to any statement that is pleasing or agreeable:
2- Pleasing to the mind or feelings; gratifying:

"I just got a new car today"... "Sweet lincoln's mullet!"

by Rizzel April 28, 2006

lincoln park after dark

the hottest nail polish. i dont care if everyone and their mother is sporting it. Some peeps wear black nails, that's not as hot as LPAD but I'll let it slide...

Guy: Damn, you're hot.
Me: I know, its my lincoln park after dark nails...

by mar cor January 10, 2008