lightning fap

when you are beating off then call your mother and try to finish before she gets in the room.

"last night i pulled off the lightning fap, my mom didnt see a thing."

by boss rig February 15, 2015

lightning jack

A lightning jack is when someone masturbates in record time. Typically used when someone needs to take care of themselves in a pinch knowing they must be quick as they will need to be around others very soon.

Knowing the pool party would start soon, I had to step in the bathroom for a lightning jack.

by Here_to_Help July 5, 2019

Lightning Thighs

The opposite of thunder thighs.

Thighs that are skinny and muscular. Never jiggle.

Person 1: what is the opposute of thunder thighs

Person 2: idk lighting things

Person 1: what do you mean by that?

Person 2: i mean thunder thighs jiggle, but lightning thighs are muscular and never jiggle.

Person 1: what?!?!?!

Person 2: I am totally gonna put that on urban dictionary

by Dilligaf ismdiabod July 27, 2019

vaginal lightning

When you have spasms and needle pains in your vagina, akin to electric shock

This vaginal lightning hurts so much it feels like I have a car battery hooked up to my cooter!

by Vicepresidentmikepencw May 27, 2017

Ride the Lightning

A popular phrase used to refer to being electrocuted in an electric chair. Also used as an acronym for Let 'er buck, meaning to let the situation play out naturally and see what the results are.

Ted: I don't think I'm going to pass this exam tomorrow, I've barely studied for it and don't understand.

Bill: Sometimes you just have to Ride the Lightning and see what happens, I'm sure it'll work out.

by SomOfRambo December 6, 2019

Leamington Lightning

A phenomenon that occurs in the town of Leamington, where a business (usually a restaurant) that has fallen on hard times will mysterious burn to the ground after the owner has taken out several insurance policies on it.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that the Chinese restaurant burned down?

Guy 2: Leamington Lightning strikes again!

by Nutstard_1 May 30, 2020

Zeus' Lightning

When one male lays on his back and has one girl riding his shwong while fingers one on each side. There is also one female who he is eating out. (For full effect do while thunderstorm is going on)

Jim: Dude, Grant got so lucky last night, he pulled Zeus' lightning!

Ryan: Are you Joking?!?

by shlock84 March 11, 2011