Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.
Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.
by Rocking Robin June 17, 2023
Get the legal weaselmug. An attorney - male or female - who will do absolutely anything for money, regardless of the moral, ethical, or legal implications.
Hartford attorney Marcia Mockley is a true legal whore; she represented a client and also provided sexual services to that client in exchange for money.
by legal beagle snoop October 4, 2011
Get the Legal Whoremug. Legally getting married typically only applies to same sex couples. However also adopted by those who support same sex marriage. It is also used for couples who are now having a legal ceremony, whereas prior only had a nonlegal ceremony.
After unit section 3 of The Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) was ruled unconstitutional in 2013, this type of ceremony has become increasingly popular.
After unit section 3 of The Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) was ruled unconstitutional in 2013, this type of ceremony has become increasingly popular.
We are Getting Legalled. You are invited to attend the ceremony at x place at x time. Please RSVP by x date.
by dejavu152 January 13, 2014
Get the Getting Legalledmug. 1. Campaign contributions to influence policy (quid quo pro)
2. So-called "Dark Money" campaign contributions
3. All the above that a politician does not report in violation of campaign finance laws
Attributed to Cenk Uygur, host and founder of the progressive media group, The Young Turks.
2. So-called "Dark Money" campaign contributions
3. All the above that a politician does not report in violation of campaign finance laws
Attributed to Cenk Uygur, host and founder of the progressive media group, The Young Turks.
by CyberForce_dc February 21, 2023
Get the legalized briberymug. Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.
by but for October 20, 2017
Get the Legally Happymug. by ilymariahcarey December 3, 2020
Get the being legalmug. 
Get the legally stupidmug.