Text-to-speech-leeches are the Youtube channels that make money off of crappy text-to-speech Reddit videos. They also always manage to make it into your recommended section.
Why are there so many Text-to-speech-leeches in my recommended?
by 😶spritecranberrydotnet😶 December 16, 2019
Get the Text-to-speech-leeches mug.Gorgeous goddesses that are extremely funny, nice, outgoing, kind, loyal, and amazing. Everyone wants to be a Leesh. Unfortunately there are only two in the world, that people know of. The two that are known to people, are the best of friends. When a leesh walks into a room, the room immediately becomes brighter and everyone surrounds the leesh because she is just so great.
person 1: Hey, who's that?
person 2: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS?
person 1: no...
person 2: it's a leesh, duh!
person 1: oh...mybad?
person 2: yes, it is your bad. Everyone knows that a gorgeous, funny, amazing, person must be a leesh!!
person 2: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS?
person 1: no...
person 2: it's a leesh, duh!
person 1: oh...mybad?
person 2: yes, it is your bad. Everyone knows that a gorgeous, funny, amazing, person must be a leesh!!
by e0e0e0e0e May 11, 2012
Get the Leesh mug.A "friend" who systematically tries to become friends with all you're friends by injecting themselves into your conversations, messaging your friends online or by generally licking your friends' asses. Ultimately, the leech will aggressively force itself upon one of your friends. This will result in your friend spending less time with you due to the leech sapping your friend's time, energy and even money.
There are some people who are naturally more resistant to the ill-effects of these leeches, such as unpopular people; however, the quickest and most effective way to prevent leeching will always be by immediate identification and outcasting. If you're a current victim of a friend leech, do not panic - there might still be time. Follow this one step:
1. Turn your friends off to the leech by telling them how annoying or undesirable of a person the leech is. It is important to provide good life experiences or lies for this step. This may immunize your friends from the leech's advances.
Q: But what if my friend is already in the process of being leeched or the immunization doesn't work?
A: Ask your friend what they think about the leech and try to encourage them to acknowledge annoying things the leech does (You may need to provide an example). Once you've found something the leech does that annoys your friend, irritate the situation further by getting the leech to do those things and then make fun of the leech with your friend either behind the leech's back or in its face.
There are some people who are naturally more resistant to the ill-effects of these leeches, such as unpopular people; however, the quickest and most effective way to prevent leeching will always be by immediate identification and outcasting. If you're a current victim of a friend leech, do not panic - there might still be time. Follow this one step:
1. Turn your friends off to the leech by telling them how annoying or undesirable of a person the leech is. It is important to provide good life experiences or lies for this step. This may immunize your friends from the leech's advances.
Q: But what if my friend is already in the process of being leeched or the immunization doesn't work?
A: Ask your friend what they think about the leech and try to encourage them to acknowledge annoying things the leech does (You may need to provide an example). Once you've found something the leech does that annoys your friend, irritate the situation further by getting the leech to do those things and then make fun of the leech with your friend either behind the leech's back or in its face.
1. Before I met Amanda (Friend Leech), I remember how I used to have friends. Now all I have are Internet logs, photographs and memories.
by chasevrocket May 22, 2011
Get the Friend Leech mug.Being in a state of of extreme drunkenness, but unable to vocalise the much more reasonable, 'Leathered as a handbag". i.e: the inability to identify the real phrase of the moment, instead reeling off many similar sounding phrases.
Any variation of the above is acceptable.
i.e: Leathered as a satchel
Satcheled as a handle bag,
Handlebaged as a leather.
Most variants are welcome.
Any variation of the above is acceptable.
i.e: Leathered as a satchel
Satcheled as a handle bag,
Handlebaged as a leather.
Most variants are welcome.
"Mate, are you going to come on the beers tonight?"
"No thank you mate, I'm leathered as a handlebar".
"No thank you mate, I'm leathered as a handlebar".
by Anti Valmont December 2, 2009
Get the Leathered as a handlebar mug.A person who, lacking their own wireless internet, connects to a neighbor's wi-fi connection to access the internet.
Rob was known throughout the neighborhood as a wi-fi leech. His neighbors always used cable modems when he was home.
by fishsicles January 12, 2008
Get the wi-fi leech mug.a leather blazer is a formal type of leather jacket. It is like a sportcoat. They are usually black or brown. They are very sexy and many guys wear them. They are very popular among the latino and italian guys.
They are also great to wear during sex or use while masturbating. Many guys like to shoot their hot loads of cum onto their leather blazers and grind their hard stiff cocks on them.
They are also great to wear during sex or use while masturbating. Many guys like to shoot their hot loads of cum onto their leather blazers and grind their hard stiff cocks on them.
"Hey bud, that's a great leather blazer you got there... Id love to shoot my load on it" said Harry.
"Damn man, you look good in your leather blazer. You gave me a stiffy. Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and crank a load out." said Jack.
"Fuck me in the ass with your leather blazer on Daddy. This way I can jack off and shoot my cum on it." said Tony.
"Damn man, you look good in your leather blazer. You gave me a stiffy. Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and crank a load out." said Jack.
"Fuck me in the ass with your leather blazer on Daddy. This way I can jack off and shoot my cum on it." said Tony.
by LeatherJacketGuy January 15, 2011
Get the leather blazer mug.by Lord DarkSlaya January 3, 2005
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