Leather Feather

(noun) A piece of incompletely masticated meat jammed between a person's teeth after a meal that captures the attention of anyone they speak to as they are unaware of it's existence or it's unavoidable line of sight.
#1) Before Wayne gave his big speech to the executives, he asked me if he looked alright, so I handed him a toothpick and told him to pluck the leather feather from his front teeth that kepttickling my eyes.

#2) Jacob broke up with LaShondra when he found out that she lied about being Jewish while they were making out and Jacob accidentally swallowed one of her Leather Feathers and gagged before she could stop herself from saying aloud "Sorry, the pork chops I had for lunch today were huge!"
by Cybertobtic June 09, 2009
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leather lip

chewing tobacco or dipping for days upon days until your mouth feels like a piece of leather that has been sitting in the sun Ariozna sun for two weeks in the dead of summer
"Fego has been dippping for 5 hours straight and he told he has a bad case of leather lip"
by Fego March 09, 2009
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leather penis

when a guy's penis is so chafed it looks like it's leather.
"Ben Zeigler jerks it so much he has leather penis!"
by coxsackiebia December 11, 2008
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Leather Cheerio

Term used in the batty community to describe the appearance of the ass hole
After getting chutney on his chin, Ritt proceed to go right for a munch on his batty boy's leather cheerio.
by K December 17, 2003
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leather knees

Leather knees is a condition you het when you spend lots of time on your bare knees.
Paige dosnt wear anything that shows her knees, because she has a bad case of leather knees
by The lord74 February 15, 2017
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Leather goods

A belt in the mouth and a boot in the ass!
"Hey dad, what's for dinner?!"
"Leather goods!"
by Mamasarah1990 August 02, 2017
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Leather Syndrome

I must have picked up Leather Syndrome at the bdsm rave in Europe
by The Ruffio August 22, 2022
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