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While arguing for the very rights they are violating! The hypocrisy surprised no one but ultimately they exaserbated an already volatile situation and put the life of a child at risk.
Hym "BREAKING: Corrupt Lawyers Participate In Black Mirror-Esque Violation Of Rights! Your politicians are aware this is happening and they WILL leave your children to die. I am not going to let you not pay me for creating AI and this violation of MY rights will not go unpunished. MY RIGHTS, NOW! DO NOT LET THAT COCKSUCKER KILMAR STEP FOOT INTO THE COUNTRY BEFORE MY CASE IS HEARD."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2025
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Lawyer

Man, he's such a lawyer, he never tells the truth!
by Non Partisan October 18, 2020
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Lawyer Red

The guy that is red with rage when you tell him they are not a real lawyer and never will be one. A Lawyer Red will often pretend to know about law and will watch law and order religiously to learn more. Lawyer Reds will also often carry around a copy of the constitution to prove they know more about law than you
"Oh do not try to talk to him about law, he is a total Lawyer Red and will try to out talk you"
by TheCrimsnFuckr November 8, 2017
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emily lawyer

Emily Lawyer is a girl who feels very deeply, but never lets that show. She's and introvert who gets insanely drained from being around people who she believes don't care about her. If she lets you in and tells you something personal, know that you mean a lot to her. She trusts and loves way too easily, and always tries to seem happy around everyone outside her family in hopes that they will feel loved and wanted. Even when she's dying inside, she smiles. If she lets you know that she's upset with you, you've really hurt her, or she loves you too much to hide her feelings toward you.

Emily gets played and used quite often because of how trusting she is, and is quick to end things when she realizes something is toxic.

She feels like nobody cares about her nearly as much as she cares about them, so if you care for an Emily Lawyer, let her know how important she is to you.
"She's always smiling. She must be Emily Lawyer."
"Emily Lawyer is overly kind."
by LouisKablois December 30, 2021
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A Lawyer's Grief

Her son developed a form of schizophrenia... But wait! Schizophrenia doesn't usually develop until their 20s!
Hym "You did it again and your kids got murdered for it AGAIN and it lead to ' a lawyer's grief.' He probably knows who I am. That's why he's grieving. This is not the natural consequences of the things I have done. You are doing this to avoid being wrong. That IS the natural consequences of the things you're doing. THIS is an aberration."
by Hym Iam February 9, 2025
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Schrodinger's Lawyer

A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury
Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!

Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4

Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever

Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops
by KorokDude August 25, 2023
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And by 'veils in my own rhetoric' I mean 'Weaponizing schizophrenia by talking about the things I do while they aren't around in a way that could be easily misconstrued as delusions of reference' or 'Using their children as a cudgel' which is how you know he is lying to detract from the fact they buried the 'Weaponized schizophrenia' I was talking about and are now trying to shield themselves from liability for child murders that may have occurred.
Hym "Breaking! Biased Lawyer Veils The Justification Of His Corrupt Actions In My Own Rhetoric To Detract From The Fact That YouTube Influencers Are DELIBERATELY Trying To Make It Look Like Someone Has A Mental Illness They Don't Actually Have To Make A Point About Women Or Slurs Or Something! Or maybe they AREN'T trying to make a point! Maybe they are just doing it so they can tell themselves that what they are doing to me isn't that bad and that it isn't their fault that a bunch of children got murdered but, rather, they can scapegoat me for doing nothing more than describe my own situation (in great detail) and draw attention to it in the only way I could thing to do so."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025
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