Boston Lawyer

Another way of saying black cocks

Friend 1: hey could you find some boston lawyers for me?
Friend 2: dude what the fuck

by Adolf Mussolini Stalin January 23, 2024

A Lawyer's Grief

Her son developed a form of schizophrenia... But wait! Schizophrenia doesn't usually develop until their 20s!

Hym "You did it again and your kids got murdered for it AGAIN and it lead to ' a lawyer's grief.' He probably knows who I am. That's why he's grieving. This is not the natural consequences of the things I have done. You are doing this to avoid being wrong. That IS the natural consequences of the things you're doing. THIS is an aberration."

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

Biased Lawyer Veils The Justification Of His Corrupt Actions In My Own Rhetoric To Detract From The Fact

And by 'veils in my own rhetoric' I mean 'Weaponizing schizophrenia by talking about the things I do while they aren't around in a way that could be easily misconstrued as delusions of reference' or 'Using their children as a cudgel' which is how you know he is lying to detract from the fact they buried the 'Weaponized schizophrenia' I was talking about and are now trying to shield themselves from liability for child murders that may have occurred.

Hym "Breaking! Biased Lawyer Veils The Justification Of His Corrupt Actions In My Own Rhetoric To Detract From The Fact That YouTube Influencers Are DELIBERATELY Trying To Make It Look Like Someone Has A Mental Illness They Don't Actually Have To Make A Point About Women Or Slurs Or Something! Or maybe they AREN'T trying to make a point! Maybe they are just doing it so they can tell themselves that what they are doing to me isn't that bad and that it isn't their fault that a bunch of children got murdered but, rather, they can scapegoat me for doing nothing more than describe my own situation (in great detail) and draw attention to it in the only way I could thing to do so."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

Oklahoma Lawyer

An Oklahoma Lawyer is someone that "knows a thing or two about the legal system" cause they've been in jail at least 3 times

Guy 1: Kyle told me he knows how to get away with growing weed
Guy 2: Nah man you can't trust Kyle, he's an Oklahoma lawyer

by Buck Shuckler December 4, 2025

Bad Ass Lawyer

Emily D. Baker

Emily is a bad ass lawyer who focuses on facts, not fuckery.

by westanemily February 12, 2021

oj’s lawyer

what you say when you’re caught in a lie.. like a little helper

“yall always think i’m lying, gonna make me call oj’s lawyer”

by Saucedawg January 5, 2022

Schrodinger's Lawyer

A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury

Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!

Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4

Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever

Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops

by KorokDude August 25, 2023