A bitch who is not good at being Lara Croft, because she keeps moaning and screaming all the time; causing in everyone to think you're watching porn. She doesn't have double pistols, she doesn't collect relics, she doesn't fight mythical creatures, and she doesn't have big boobs.
Created by the gaming company Crystal Dynamics, with the game Tomb Raider, released on 2013, the series went to shit.
Created by the gaming company Crystal Dynamics, with the game Tomb Raider, released on 2013, the series went to shit.
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