Jacob's Ladder

When a turn doesn't detach long enough for it to reach all the way from your butt to the water in the toilet.

I took a huge shit yesterday and a turd just went on and on and on and it became a Jacob's Ladder

by Eshel56765 November 12, 2016

Hook and Ladder

The act of using the sound of a ringing phone (actual phone or mp3 of ringing phone) to get off the phone with an annoying person.

Also known as: ring fucking, designated caller

But here’s what I do. On the desktop I keep an MP3 of a cell phone ring. I start VERY early in the conversation and run the "hook and ladder" (play the mp3). Then I run the play again about two minutes later. Both times the other person says, ‘do you have to get that?’ and I take a moment, and sigh irritatedly, ‘no, it’s not important.’ Then the THIRD time, I say, “look, it’s clear this guy isn’t going to leave me alone, let me get this. I’ll give you a call back as soon as I can.”

by Phone Pirate Smitty November 13, 2007

Jessica's Ladder

Nipples in excess half an inch that have more than one piercing.

Damn those are long nipples. They'll hold a nice Jessica's Ladder.

by Matt and Trey September 2, 2009

Chutes and Ladders

Put something long and straight, like a ladder, in your partner, and then have them hump a laundry chute.

Bob took a plastic toy ladder and stuck it in Mary, and then she walked over to the laundry chute and started humping it.

by Meredith and Krista December 18, 2003

Pull the ladder up

Used in a sarcastic sense.
When someone gets something, but only for themselves, while leaving the rest of the group waiting for a kind gesture that never comes...as in, man gets on the boat and pulls the ladder up while the rest stand on the jetty in confusion at this selfish act with no way to board.

Sitting at dinner table Chloe realises there are no forks so goes to get one for her self
Everyone else sits and waits patiently thinking she will return with forks for all...
Chloe returns with just one fork...
Group exclaim sarcastically "oh jeeze Chloe, pull the ladder up why dont you!"

by Mauao November 28, 2007

The Hook and Ladder

The sexual act of hooking the fingers in the vagina, and licking up and down side to side as a ladder is shaped.

Dude, before you pull of the hook and ladder call it out.

by bluejay_45167 January 15, 2010

Ladder Splatter

The act of being high up to splatter you jiz in a womans hair.

this bitch was actin up so i ladder splattered her ass

by NIKNAK10 October 21, 2010