Lachlan 

Lachlan is a cool dude that whips up pasta like a true Italian. The most chill yet bully-able person U will ever meet. He also likes to kill turtles by throwing plastics in the ocean, tsk tsk. An overall good guy that make women flock to him and swoon at his feet. once you're friends with him, you won't ever want to leave :)

Woah!! He looks so cool, he must be a Lachlan!

Lachlan by Kosy December 5, 2023

Lachlan 

Lachlan is an act refered to as someone repeated smashing the back of their head to imitate Lachlan and his flat fucking head. It is also common that they also chisel their brain to smoothen it just like Lachlan. Also Lachlan's eyebrows overlap.

Hey wanna Lachlan?

No I dont want a flat head a smooth brain nor an endomorph body

Lachlan by PoonanileachlanD December 15, 2023

Lachlan 

Confusing.

Lachlan said he needs to talk to me now I’m stressed

Lachlan by Saint888 March 19, 2024

Lachlan 

Whigga who will steal all you bitches chocolate or milk

damn it dat nigga lachlan! hide your grandmother before he puts it in!!!

Lachlan by rosaparks69420 December 19, 2024

Lachlan 

Type of cracker that would be a mod in a gambling discord.

That guy is so lame he must be called Lachlan

Lachlan by Kurisu_da_sage May 30, 2025

Lachlan 

Daddy

Lachlan is daddy

Lachlan by anonymous July 2, 2025

Lachlan 

A Jewish pedo who likes young boys a little too much

You (A Child):Hi Lachlan
Lachlan: *touches you

Lachlan by AngryNerd^(^(^(^( August 4, 2025