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eat the label

To kill a bottle of booze so thoroughly as to go beyond merely emptying it of its liquid contents. First appears in Frank Zappa's song "Wonderful Wino" from the 1976 album 'Zoot Allures'.
"L.A. in the summer of '69
I went downtown and bought me some wine
Oh, I drank it down under the table
I said: "Watch me now, I'm gonna eat the label!""
by EnzoTheMFBaker February 19, 2010
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lakes

an expression used to signify something that is good, fun or otherwise pleasing.

purported to have originated in the portsmouth (or pompy) area of southeast england.
"that rave last night was lakes mush"
by Harry j Clarke April 24, 2008
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label me. productions

screw labels! This is a video production company, founded in 2007, known for its first underground film entitled "Whose Shit Is This?" which was officially selected to screen in the New York Independent Film & Video Festival and the Big Damn Film Festival.
The company currently produces commercials, music videos, and motion pictures.
label me. productions label me vid video production fierce
by The label is no label March 1, 2009
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warning label

Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.
12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.
by 13AHH December 11, 2008
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turd laces

A very thin in diameter, unsatisfying dumpski. Usually preceded and followed by multiple farts.
Dude, I sat down to drop a deuce, but all I got were turd laces.
by Big Daddy Steve August 15, 2007
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niandra lades

Niandra LaDes and Usually Just a T-Shirt is and album by John Frusciante a solo and artist and guitarest for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. This album was released March 8, 1994.
would you like to go to the record store and buy Niandra LaDes and Usually Just a T-Shirt.
by lucas_222 August 4, 2007
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Lakes High School

A modern cesspool of poorly educated, unadapted, evolutionary throwbacks confined into a small (badly constructed) building, curiously undiscovered by civilized society for generations.

The inhabitants are often (but not always) maintained by "teachers," who, for the most part, are even less informed than the throwbacks themselves, and can typically be found reading Stephanie Meyer novels and gorging on buckets of KGC; they are compensated by the State under the guise of being "educators," though they are frequently uneducated, and maintain poor personality skills, professional decorum, and personal hygiene.

All inhabitants ("educators" included) are ignorant to the woes of the world. They have, in fact, been living under a rock for most of their lives, and will only accept facts which are presented to them via rap music, Stephanie Meyer, Emo bands, Will Ferrel, and/or Barrack Obama (himself).

Over time, inhabitants have been known to grow hostile and short-tempered. Frequent fights begot custom - it is considered customary for an inhabitant to challenge another in much the same fashion as a wild mountain goat might: head down, shoulders rounded, feet churning. Challenger and challenged often collide violently, leaving both disoriented and empty-headed (though it is not yet known whether this species is even born with a brain to begin with).

Such customs have resulted in a subsequently noted "football program," as outsiders who witness the fights stagger to find an explanation, often turning to the world of modern sports.

Inhabitants of a Lakes High School continue to breed and to pass on their culture - when asked about their goals for the future, Lakes High Schoolers gave a series of grunts and quizzical expressions.
It is suspected that they lack most basic communication skills.
Tourist 1: Hey! Is that a pile of reanimated Neanderthal corpses right there beside that 7-11?

Tourist 2: No, that's just Lakes High School.
by Cricket Songs July 19, 2009
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