doing my lab

Just another bullshit way to say, "I'm too good for you" if you're uninterested in the alternate choice.

"Hey! Let's call up Emily!"
"Nah, I'm too busy doing my lab."
"Bitch!"

by Johnny Treblefingers April 2, 2008

fluid dynamics lab

1. When engineers drink together.

2. When engineers urinate.

The class room for fluid dynamics lab will for now be the bar on 12th and May.

by big glasses emo guy February 21, 2009

Shiba inu lab mix

The cutest, sweetest and most caring dog in the word. They will always love you, play with you and snuggle you!

BILLY!! That shiba inu lab mix is my life

by Maggiemaee March 3, 2019

jenkem lab

A bathroom, especially a gross nasty ass bathroom akin to the one in Trainspotting.

Johnny is making product in the downstairs jenkem lab.

by Buns-hole slasher January 12, 2008

Cult Lab

A religion that means business.

Unlike most business... rather than selling a product, Cult Labs formulate a chemical bond between guilt and shame, which can be exchanged for money and subsequent satisfaction. Such laboratories are highly effective at manufacturing worry, fear and panic.

Sharon: "That's a very beautiful church?"

Melva: "Oh do you mean that Cult Lab?"

by Alexander87 March 28, 2019

Lappin Lab

To eat the pussy. Perform cunnilingus. Munching on the Labia aka The Lab. Dine at The Y. Chicken at the Y. Licking the old Vajayjay.

Stan: Hey Joe. What are you and your girl doing tonight? Going out?
Joe: No Braaahhhh! We are staying home. She just called and told me she's all fresh and in bed ready for me to get home. I'll be Lappin Lab tonight.
Stan: Them's good eats Broooohhhh! Good eats.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

stab lab

A plasma donation center.

John: "What happened to your arm?"
Sarah: "I went to the stab lab on Main Street."
John: "Why?"
Sarah: "I got $20 for donating plasma."

by Mæth November 25, 2015