loser

A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.

As seen in the image above.

Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.

by Richard Munch December 2, 2004

loser cruiser

a school bus

Damn man, you're a senior and you still have to ride the loser cruiser to school...

by shawn January 17, 2004

Loserbet

When you see a girl who is way hotter than the guy she is with, you know she must have lost a bet to be dating him. This unproportionately hot girlfriend is a Loserbet.

Guy 1) "Damn, that girl is smoking!"
Guy 2) "Wait, wait! That guy behind her.. is he her boyfriend?!"
Guy 1) No way man. He couldn't possibly.."
Guy 2) Woah! He just kissed her!
Both) "Loserbet!!"

by Jace555 December 9, 2009

loser de secano

Dicese de la persona que tiene una vida aburrida y/o monotona, e.g. No sale de fiesta, no bebe, siempre cancela los planes para quedarse en casa, no liga, etc.

-!Hey! ¿vas a salir esta noche, javi?
-No, estoy cansado
-!Venga ya! No seas "loser de secano"

by Rafa dk November 4, 2014

Beatle Loser

Someone who is obsessed with The Beatles but are looked upon as being different. It is cool to be a Beatle Loser, especially when you admit to it. They don't care what people think and will always twist and shout.

Belinda and Ellyn will always be Beatle Losers.

by Little Linda September 5, 2005

Lima Loser

A term coined on the Fox show "Glee"- meaning a person that won't succeed in life and will be a loser for the rest of his/her life and never amount to anything.

Lima being the town in which the Glee characters live in, or Lost In the Middle of America (L.I.M.A.)

Quinn Fabray: "Puck, you will always be a LIMA loser!"

by misslmb November 17, 2009

Lonership

Having the qualities of being a loner, by yourself and excluding yourself from a crowd.

Bob is flaunting his lonership flicking off everyone in the crowd.

by Spoondizzle March 20, 2010