Lisa 

Someone who is definitely not god promise!

Lisa is not gods promise

Lisa by Thrriza September 7, 2019

Lisa 

A big cunt that feels the next to be a bitch to everyone.

Your being a real lisa today, heather.

Lisa by The drunken monkey July 30, 2020

Lisa 

Lisa is a girl who is really dorky. Like, REALLY dorky. She's the most dorky and cringy girl you'll ever meet.

Person: Who is that weird and dorky girl over there?

Me: Oh, it's my best friend Lisa. Sorry, she has a rare disease called Lisaiteous. Don't come too close or you'll get it too.

Lisa by ineedofatherapist October 9, 2019

Lisa 

She is a big cunt nose cheating whore that leaves her kids for a sorry piece of ass.

Lisa is a prostituting whore.

Lisa by Urworstnightmare2 April 16, 2020

Lisa 

Lisa is a slang word for Karen in Denmark

1. That girl is such a Lisa.

Lisa by sdasdadsadsasdadsadasdadads April 9, 2021

Lisa 

A small girl, either white or brown. Definitely short. Chases clout for a living. Falls for the worst and has the worst taste daddy. Talks shit but can't back it up. Has daddy issues, is somewhat retarded, is overall nice but still stupid. Gets obsessed with anything 'cultured'. Tries to act like a different ethnicity than what she is. Will die doing something stoopid for clout.

Person one: Omg I can't believe Lisa said that.
Person two: I know. How could she call you a slave.

Lisa by moseswillsaveyou January 30, 2020

Lisa 

A stupid bitch who thinks she important. But really holds no value in the eyes of her not real friend s . they gather and laugh behind her back. And make jokes at her expansive vagina. And sloppy bed side manor. She drinks to much and will fuck any one for any reason . and for gets she did it when she wakes up. Lisa is a real easy target. She always losing boyfriends To her twin sister.

Lisa. Is a fake friend . shes just baghoe]who will get wasted and try to fuck all your friends . your man and any random she can if. He's been at lisa's. Its already too late.

Lisa by Superfuct88 November 24, 2019