The name given to somebody who can’t even stay in a relationship with the most perfect man on earth. She has deep rooted homosexuality that spawns from running in cross country. Her clothing choices are always worthy of a barbecue. Lillian Brodeur’s aren’t popular enough to win SGA elections by more than a few votes. Her ability to speak at a graduation ceremony is sub par, and writing a speech poses an even greater challenge. Her greatest achievement to date is making a video in middle school to cheat her way into becoming the freshmen class president and then proceeding to go downhill from there. Panera bread may be the only entity benefiting off of Lillian Brodeur’s existence, but then again, she leaves orders sitting to freeze while her friends wait for them. She has a strange resemblance to famed felon Heather Morse. She wants to have a marketing career, but we all know she will give up before the end of Freshman year and become a nun. Ring by spring my ass. During her time on the cross country team, she was referred to as the team Mom, which is evidently ironic, because no one in their right mind would impregnate that. She’s at least confident in her college, not so much in her relationship decisions. Pursued a Mexican that was shorter and less charming than her previous ex Prayton? Standards really were set high. About as high as her standards for making pancakes. Man, those were ass.
Avery: Yo Lillian Brodeur just posted on insta
Isaiah: Let me in on this barbecue.
Avery: For sure. Yo ass look like…
Isaiah: Let me in on this barbecue.
Avery: For sure. Yo ass look like…
by Oamryn Clive July 29, 2021
Get the lillian Brodeurmug. by Son-ball February 10, 2020
Get the Lillian. Coulonmug. the best couple (?) ever <33
by hehe<33 June 22, 2021
Get the lillian + jaydenmug. The greatest, clumsiest, dumbest, kindest, prettiest, and smartest human to ever walk the earth.
Yes, I did use dumbest and smartest in the same sentence.
Yes, I did use dumbest and smartest in the same sentence.
Person: Woah what’s that bright light coming through the door?!?
*Lillian walking through the door in slow mow*
*Lillian walking through the door in slow mow*
by anonymous November 3, 2020
Get the Lillianmug. by ballshahahha November 21, 2021
Get the Aiden and Lillianmug. Lillian is a very smart girl who has a problem with thinking that she isn't. She is really short but in a cute way that everyone loves. She always has to share her opinion with everyone in the room and even if it's not right she knows it is. Lillian is the type of girl to freak out for no reason, but she's never dramatic. She is so funny and makes people laugh all the time. Sometimes they don't even realize she's being mean. Lillian is always a pretty cool and chill person to have around. She doesn't get invited to parties ever but she should because she's always a blast. Lillian is pretty much the greatest friend in the world and she'll support you no matter what even if what you want to do is stupid. Sometimes she's a bitch but she never apologizes for anything even if she hurts your feelings. Everyone wants to be friends with Lillian, and if you don't like her you probably just have a personal problem with people who are pretty, rude, and smart.
by sophers 03 March 22, 2022
Get the Lillianmug. When the word love doesn't seem strong enough because the intensity is as strong as pure vanilla extract.
by deeznutzinjoemamasfaciea#2 May 11, 2022
Get the Lillianesmug.