When you want to cum but you just can’t be bothered to make an effort. The guy wants to see you so badly and he insists it just for your pleasure. Likely story. So you tell him he can have a lick and leave. So the rules are they arrive. They lick. They leave. No chat. Blindfold optional.
Guy:you taste so amazing. It’s increcible to hear you cum. Can we fuck?
Girl:I was perfectly clear. This is a lick and leave. Your work here is done. Shut the door on your way out
Guy: ok. Thank you for letting me pleasure you. It was amazing
Girl:I was perfectly clear. This is a lick and leave. Your work here is done. Shut the door on your way out
Guy: ok. Thank you for letting me pleasure you. It was amazing
by Witwhoo February 17, 2018
Get the lick and leave mug.A specific period of time in which one decides, for personal reasons, that they are not going to have sex.
"Sarah, that guy is totally checking you out! Let's go chat him up!"
"Sorry but you'll have to count me out. I'm sick of pregnancy scares, and so I'm taking a three month leave of abstinence."
"Sorry but you'll have to count me out. I'm sick of pregnancy scares, and so I'm taking a three month leave of abstinence."
by 3monthsordietrying January 19, 2009
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The Milk Leaver is a person who desires to use the milk in the fridge, but discovers, when they lift up the carton, that it is about to run out.
So, instead of actually using up all of the milk and being forced to take responsibility for it. (having to fold it up, throw it in the garbage, locate more milk and open it) this sad example of humanity simply leaves a tiny amount of milk in the carton or bag, not even enough for a squirt in a small cup of coffee. This neatly passes the problem onto somebody else and allows them to use the “Who, me? But there was milk left!” defense with a clear conscience
So, instead of actually using up all of the milk and being forced to take responsibility for it. (having to fold it up, throw it in the garbage, locate more milk and open it) this sad example of humanity simply leaves a tiny amount of milk in the carton or bag, not even enough for a squirt in a small cup of coffee. This neatly passes the problem onto somebody else and allows them to use the “Who, me? But there was milk left!” defense with a clear conscience
by jagimo December 1, 2009
Get the Milk Leaver mug.Joel123 couldn't handle all the insults from other forum posters, after posting a picture of his prom date so he decided to e-leave. He posted a thread wishing cancer on all the other forum users.
by infi December 27, 2009
Get the E-leave mug.1. When the excitement of getting a new Mac leads to people taking countless days off work to play with their new notebook, tablet or iphone.
by Gunned June 15, 2012
Get the Macternity leave mug.When someone never leaves things that are already well. Taylor swift use of this expression on her single "ME!". She says: "I never leave well enough alone" she means that she always wanna improve things that are already well.
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