Kronk Surprise

When you put spinach puff crumbs on your dick, and have someone lick it off/give you oral afterwards with the crumbs still on there.

"She was feeling freaky after dinner, so i got a Kronk Surprise for dessert"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"

by SubspaceNiro August 25, 2020

kronk

Gettin high off some shit

Me and some of my home boys went and got kronked

by Moesha June 8, 2003

Kron

New way of doing things! New generation/futuristic. Positive perspective open minded.

That is so kronic! Bro, look at it kronically!

by Burndog79 January 17, 2017

kronk

boxing gym based in Michigan-Detroit area. run by Emmanuel Steward.

Laila Ali has trained at Kronk Gym.

by lisa March 30, 2004

Kronk

A person who is easily annoyed or finds your jokes annoying. Commonly used as an insult or nickname. Add any adjective you desire in front of Kronk to add a kick. Ex. Cranky Kronk

“Come on man don’t be such a Cranky Kronk! My jokes are hilarious!”

by DillyDally567 November 18, 2018

Kronkor Kronkite

Something mind bendingly cool

That was so Kronkor Kronkite

by Daecilius January 2, 2005

Kronke

A sexy male figure, normally tall and delicious.

Damn, you're such a kronke!

by mark hueges February 27, 2009