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kurt cobain

Kurt Cobain was born to Don and Wendy Cobain in Hoquiam, Washington on Feb. 20, 1967. He had one child, Frances Bean. He married the lead singer of the grunge band, Hole, Courtney Love. Kurt Cobain was the songwriter, vocalist, and guitarist for Nirvana. Nirvana was said to have "killed metal". Kurt Cobain was murdered by his daughter's nanny, Michael DeWitt. A very personal friend of Courtney Love. He was paid 50,000 dollars to kill Kurt Cobain, by Courtney Love. This has yet to be proven in a court of law, but with websites such as www.justiceforkurt.com andwww.cobaincase.com, the word will be spread and Kurt Cobain will finally be able to rest in peace. Kurt obain died on April 4th, of 1994 in his 171 Lake Washington Blvd. East Seattle, Washington home.
"Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be..."
Come As You Are-Nirvana-Kurt Cobain
by Heather Morris July 19, 2006
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kurt cobain

Slightly overrated musician whose (not wholly voluntary) success allowed music companies to ladle the anti-establishment revivalist hard rock of the Pacific Northwest out of the pot it had been bubbling in for years, and attached a corporate label to it (grunge) that would soon be handed over to bloodsucking leeches like Bush, Creed, Puddle of Mudd, et al. This realization (and the widespread romanticising of his angst) led him to suicide in mid-1994.
He was by no means untalented and had excellent melodic sense. A symbol of his age, for good and ill.
Kurt Cobain was good, but he wasn't strawberry fudge icecream sundae with a cherry tomato on top good! Maybe fudgecicle with multicolored sprinkles good...maybe.
by NPDeany January 8, 2004
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The Kurt Cobain

When a man pulls out right before climaxing and aims his penis at his own face and ejaculates.
Billy: "Donnie, why do you have jizz all over your face?"

Donnie: "Don't worry Billy, it's mine - I was just pounding my wife and decided to spice things up a bit and did The Kurt Cobain"
by Donnie Walnuts October 17, 2009
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kurt cobain

A good singer and songwriter, an okay guitar player in a great band. Is slightly overrated, as someone said. People keep saying that kurt cobain is their idol, their god, their angel. But I bet they've never even fucking heard one nirvana song. They just want to look cool and alternative and "anti-establishment". Why is everyone caught up in some paranoia induced bullshit conspiracy that kurt cobain was murdered by courtney? He was suicidal, thats a fact, i read his biography. Lets try to remember him for what he was, a great musician.
"Polly want a cracker...
maybe she would like some food..."
by TruthSpeaker September 26, 2004
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kurt cobain

Overrated musician who was married to that weirdo bitch Courtney Love.
If you were married to Courtney Love, you commit suicide too.
by Yo Momma January 12, 2005
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The Kurt Cobain

it's the opposite to the rusty trambone. the rusty trambone is where a girl licks a guys ass while jerking him off thus making the actions of a trambone. the kurt cobain is where u lick a girls asshole and finger her as if your shooting yourself in the head. you get bonus points if the girl is on her rag. my cousin matt g. created the kurt cobain...but i james R was the first to do it and yes i got the bonus points!
i was with a girl last and i used the kurt cobain on her!
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kurt cobain

by Zombie December 27, 2003
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