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kobe

verb.

see also: kobe'd, kobe'ing

When a narcissistic person thinks they can produce quality, Grade A results while taking too much responsibility, when in reality he's crippling himself, the group, the team, the city, the country, etc….

This narcissistic person refuses to acknowledge he is not as capable as he once was, either due to burn out, old age, or just plain inability.

Everyone in the world can see that he is taking too much responsibility and hurting the end product, but to him he is God's gift to the world and his way will be the best.
Group: "Todd, quit kobe'ing the project! It's due in two days and you haven't completed anything yet! Delegate us work so we can help you out."
Todd: "NO! I GOT this. I am the best one here and I will produce the best results. Trust me. It's better me than you all put together!"
by hungrylazyhipster February 18, 2015
mugGet the kobemug.

Kobe

That word you say when you throw something into a bin. Refers to a basketball player Kobe Bryant.
*Trows something into a bin from distance*
KOBE!
by nuclear memes June 28, 2017
mugGet the Kobemug.

For Kobe

instead of “kobe” ( what we used to aid us in throwing something) we should now say “for kobe” in memory of this legend of a man.
bro 1: yo dude watch this

*thows something*
bro 1: kobe
bro 2: nah man it’s for kobe now
bro 1 yeah you’re right
by g4y_b01 February 1, 2020
mugGet the For Kobemug.

Kobe

Cock-blocking yourself, friendzoning yourself, not texting back and avoiding your crush or possible girlfriend/boyfriend.
Being your own obstacle in relationships. When you kobe, you are basically the reason the relationship has not happened, mainly because of your lack of effort.
"Damn, I just kobeed myself, but it's okay. Her and I still kind of talk"

"I just figured out I was kobe-ing myself and I didn't even know it."
by personas September 1, 2016
mugGet the Kobemug.

kobe

When you choke in clutch time. Missed over 70 game winners in his career. Over rated. Shooting an airball
Did you see last nights game ? Fisher shot a 3 to tie the game but pulled a KOBE and air balled it.
by La Legend February 8, 2010
mugGet the kobemug.

Kobe

A great player for the Lakers who cant win without Shaq.
Person 1: Dude Kobe is the bomb, he won MVP and he's gonna be on the olympic team.

Person 2: Yeah. Too bad he got his ass handed to him by Paul Peirce in the finals. Fuck, if only they still had the big man.
by Mikline June 18, 2008
mugGet the Kobemug.

Kobe

The act of an individual who thinks they're Kobe Bryant, while under the influence of Marijuana.
Watch this 3, KOBE!
by wesniffmedicine January 5, 2010
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