Where you freeze a cucumber and put it in a girl’s ass. Then after finishing from behind you take a swim fin and slap the cucumber with it.
by rushreptar303 April 24, 2024
Get the Kermit Clappermug. 
You should join him in heaven (or what ever you call a burning pit in witch you suffer for eternity. Kidding)
A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.
F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT
The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style
A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.
F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT
The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style
by Alphawolf112 October 2, 2019
Get the Kermitmug. by Mikkhal and Axuel November 17, 2017
Get the Kermit the frogmug. by kennedyv April 7, 2022
Get the kermitmug. 'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
by lowaltitude October 21, 2018
Get the Kermitmug. A work kermit is British slang for a work permit. A worker must have their work kermit with them before they can enter an overseas worksite. It’s often depicted as a pocket sized green frog that is hand carried to the work site and allows entry.
Manager, “Ali can you go down to Mozambique next week to complete the job?”. Ali, “I’m afraid not boss, I haven’t got my work kermit”.
by Belgraviadan July 12, 2024
Get the Work Kermitmug.