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Kermit froggin

When a drunk guy walks into the middle of a scene of my 600lb life and starts fucking her and she orgasms to the point of explosive Diarra and get her last night's slop all over him
Yo John did you hear that Jesse was Kermit froggin last night and couldn't show up to work because it was a shitty experience
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The Kermit

To uncontrollably breath loud while snapping the arm bones of underage humans.
I just pulled the Kermit on those assholes at the playground!
by McLovinDeez May 21, 2021
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Kermit

The loving dummy thick boi we all love *drinks lipton tea*
"Kermit is such a bean"
by YEE.YEE.JUICE October 25, 2019
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Kermitism

A joke/meme religion surrounding the muppets and various memes as powerful gods at war. Kermit is the primary god.
Have you been reading up on the Kermitism Bibble?
by FrogPoop April 22, 2023
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Kermit Stick

two Kermit heads on the bottom with a long stick leading up to a giant Kermit head.

when you squeeze the heads at the bottom a needle pops out at the top head which can inject meme juice into someone instantly killing them
todd go shove a Kermit stick down your throat
by RamerRihno27 December 10, 2018
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Kermit

'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
Person: "Dude, this made me so depressed, I'm gonna kermit."
by lowaltitude October 21, 2018
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Kermit v baby yoda

A epic stand of between two foes the Kermit strikes but baby yoda kills Kermit and everyone around is scared
Dan: oh yeah let’s fight like Kermit v baby yoda
Albert: Ok I’m Kermit
by Fat beluga March 9, 2022
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