When a drunk guy walks into the middle of a scene of my 600lb life and starts fucking her and she orgasms to the point of explosive Diarra and get her last night's slop all over him
Yo John did you hear that Jesse was Kermit froggin last night and couldn't show up to work because it was a shitty experience
by Kermit the bacon eating frog July 13, 2022

by McLovinDeez May 21, 2021

"Kermit is such a bean"
by YEE.YEE.JUICE October 25, 2019

A joke/meme religion surrounding the muppets and various memes as powerful gods at war. Kermit is the primary god.
by FrogPoop April 22, 2023

two Kermit heads on the bottom with a long stick leading up to a giant Kermit head.
when you squeeze the heads at the bottom a needle pops out at the top head which can inject meme juice into someone instantly killing them
when you squeeze the heads at the bottom a needle pops out at the top head which can inject meme juice into someone instantly killing them
by RamerRihno27 December 10, 2018

'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
by lowaltitude October 21, 2018

A epic stand of between two foes the Kermit strikes but baby yoda kills Kermit and everyone around is scared
by Fat beluga March 9, 2022
