To be brought into a situation that brings you to say, "but that's none of my business." Then you go about sipping tea and not go on with the topic of discussion.
I wouldn't want to get on a topic that I know nothing about and talk like I know what's up so I'll just pull a Kermit.
by Erotic Fantasy August 24, 2014
by AReallyRandomDude March 14, 2022
A surprisingly satisfying term used to describe a reaction to both moments of pure joy/awesomeness or utter chaos. Can be used in present, past or future tense. Best used as a verb but flexible and adaptable to all kinds of usage.
Jo: Phil! Your car is on fire!
Phil: Stop kermitting Jo, it'll be fine.
George: Ahhh this is the best gyro I've ever had; reminds me of back home!
Phil to Jo: Look at George kermitting about that gyro.
Phil: Stop kermitting Jo, it'll be fine.
George: Ahhh this is the best gyro I've ever had; reminds me of back home!
Phil to Jo: Look at George kermitting about that gyro.
by bigbeautifulbrain April 03, 2022
(Internet slang, humorous) To commit seppuku or hara-kiri. (by extension) To commit suicide by any means.
What is Kermit Sudoku? Kermit sudoku is a joke about committing suicide.
What is Kermit Sudoku? Kermit sudoku is a joke about committing suicide.
My game froze again, dude.. I'm about to just kermit sudoku.
If I hear one more K-Pop song.... I will kermit sudoku.
If I hear one more K-Pop song.... I will kermit sudoku.
by DXXTHLY January 23, 2024
by Slikywasthere July 18, 2021
When a drunk guy walks into the middle of a scene of my 600lb life and starts fucking her and she orgasms to the point of explosive Diarra and get her last night's slop all over him
Yo John did you hear that Jesse was Kermit froggin last night and couldn't show up to work because it was a shitty experience
by Kermit the bacon eating frog July 14, 2022
A epic stand of between two foes the Kermit strikes but baby yoda kills Kermit and everyone around is scared
by Fat beluga March 09, 2022