Sonic Kart

A stupid game for dumb idiots, only played by the loneliest and most autistic mario kart rejects. Loved by sonic fans and furries alike.

Did you see Jim playing Sonic Kart the other day after we kicked his ass in Mario Kart? What a loser!

by Dr Face Doctor June 5, 2021

karting

When you're playing that new Mario Kart app and don't have time for anything else.

Sorry, I can't watch that movie with you today, I'm too busy karting.

by PESUYD September 30, 2019

Getting Mario Karted

When you get immensely screwed over, while playing Mario Kart, in a way that seems impossible and/or unfair

Player 1: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, I GET HIT ONCE AND FALL FROM 3RD TO 9TH
Player 2: Poor guy, he's getting Mario Karted

by The CFM 2227 July 23, 2024

Mario Kart

The video game that teaches you that life is so unfair.

Life is unfair and Mario Kart teaches you that.

by randomkitten December 30, 2022

Go-karting

When a group of grown hammered drunk men spend time getting hammered from behind

Last weekend me and my buddies went go-karting

by Masterdriver May 15, 2021

mario kart

A game where gi is the worst at.

person 1: oh my god im so bad at mario kart
person 2: ok gi

by bawlstothewall April 28, 2022

Mario Kart Television

Mario Kart TeleVision (MKTV) produces recordings of all Mario Kart races with cinematic recording and editing.

Mario Kart Television will be on tomorrow morning at 10am sharp!

by Randonarchy April 3, 2021