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jaffa knees 

1. when visible knees (or sometimes legs) are of a distinctly different color to the rest of the body. usually from when tanning of the legs is done separately from the upper body.

2. to describe someone with jaffa knees (said quickly as one word, like "Japanese")

The use of 'Jaffa' is borrowed from the Jaffa chocolates - chocolate confectionery with an orange candy shell - describing the either particularly orange tan, or even dark brown (almost chocolate) color of the said knees
Fred: Hey, did you see that girl? Her knees were like, brown!
Ulric: She's got Jaffa knees.
jaffa knees by HAJIMEMASHITE! February 10, 2010

Noah knees 

When legs are exposed from the knees up while sitting due to shorts that are to short exposing milky white thighs.
Can you sit different? I'm distracked by your Noah knees.
Noah knees by bearbutt luver February 20, 2011

hip-hop knees up 

A good old fashioned party
See Hootenanny Shakedown
That was a great hip-hop knees up

Army Knees 

A condition brought on by military service where the knees hurt beyond what would be considered normal. Usually, the Department of Veterans affairs will deny the existence of the condition so that they can deny paying the veteran compensation. Any injury or aggravation made worse by military service.
My classmate Derrick D. says he suffers from Army Knees and it is difficult for him to sit or stand for prolonged periods because he was a paratrooper.

My knees are in terrible shape because we ran in boots when I joined the Army.
Army Knees by Carlos Alano January 12, 2017

Weabo knees 

Hey yo Brody got some weabo knees!! What a bitchy ass bitch
Weabo knees by Mblake774 August 18, 2018

Snake knees 

Jack shit. Nothing. Snake knees don’t exist and that is the point.
Guy 1: I’m broke as fuck man, I got a bank account full of snake knees.
Guy 2: damn.