kevin

kevin: to be fingerprinted by the police and admit to future criminal inclinations..whilst a normal well adjusted person would decline..kevin asks to be fingerprinted!!

kevin is a total moron,the lowest of the low...the thickest of the thick..

by kevoloser January 10, 2010

Kevin

The act of ejaculating into a pot of clam chowder while doing a head stand.

"Nice form on that Kevin."
"I just pulled off a Kevin."
"Did someone Kevin in my clam chowder?"

by Iowa Nelly April 16, 2008

Kevin

a kid who thinks he is the shit, can get extremely annoying, dates ugly fat annoying girls, has a vampire/elvis wana be haircut that he thinks is cool, tries to dress gangster when he is the farthest thing from it, is a bit fat.

Kevin you think your hot shit when your NOT!

by mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2 January 12, 2009

Kevin

Likes to be raped. Also the act of raping .

Lets 'Kevin' that guy

by sidjosdj August 13, 2010

Kevin

A guy who likes 2 guy 3-ways and touches sacks with the other guy

Dude last night I was really wasted and I pulled a Kevin! I'm really ashamed...

by killazilla200 July 22, 2010

Kevin

A very salty sister

Greg: There’s Kevin

Jimmy: He is a salty sister
Greg: Lol

by A very Salty sis May 10, 2019

Kevin

A small self centered son of a bitch whose father is meaner than a junkyard dog, and he uses Great Value Shampoo which clearly isn’t used enough because of his awful dandruff. He also eats cheese with ass but don’t worry about him choking on it with his ass because it’s already spread out enough from dick riding shit dick Deje all day long

Kevin is a little Irish son of a bitch with an drunken asshole of a father

by Jordi El Niño August 3, 2019