Kermit

K-9/k dog Best cat feeder east of the Mississippi.

Kermit of release marine is the best cat feeder this side of the Mississippi.

by Ryan wilemon November 1, 2022

Stripper kermit

It's just kermit as a stripper. *Conerning why you would look this up*

"I SIMP FOR STRIPPER KERMIT"
"why-"

by Slikywasthere July 18, 2021

Kermit

A man who is very popular with everyone, espescially the opposite sex. Makes girls moist. Instantly.

"Look, Cogni's talking to your girl." - "Damn I got to stop this, he's such a Kermit."

by Keksus_I May 18, 2017

THE OWA OWA OF KERMITS

if this definition is named after you, shut the fuck up you tomato potato rumble bumble bitch. jkjk.... i think. don’t kys... today :) you know you love me. xoxo- jojo

THE OWA OWA OF KERMITS IS COMING!! THE HOUSE IS SHAKING

by jordisdrummodumbo February 5, 2021

Kermitment

When getting fisted turn to your partner and in a Kermit the Frog voice say "Hey man watch it up there"

Oh yeah I do Kermitment.

by Slick2255 May 15, 2021

Busty Kermit

A term referring to someone, usually a zesty aesthetically challenged female, that enjoys pegging. Busty Kermit's are typically found in the wild as alt girls, e girls,

"POV Busty Kermit in matteos room begging to peg him for free val carry in comp"

by The Captain of the Rocks December 8, 2022

Kermit Clapper

Where you freeze a cucumber and put it in a girl’s ass. Then after finishing from behind you take a swim fin and slap the cucumber with it.

I heard you like trying new things? Have you tried a kermit clapper with anyone?

by rushreptar303 April 24, 2024