Keegan Slauenwhite is the sweetest, sexiest man alive. He's a redneck country boy with a hell of temper. Ladies he's a keeper.
by Joe my mamma November 2, 2020

by That One Wierd Kid April 26, 2019

Average hieght, skinny, average cock, mixed with white and black, and a 7/10 at best. He plays lots of video He smokes weed a bit, but or else just a average computer nerd who jerks off to much and does well in school without trying. Once you meet him you realize he is a cynical atheist who is super offensive for the sake of it. Consistantly using slurs and not giving two fucks what people think. He loves guitar, PC's, loves coding with c#, and plays in the jazz band. The best way a Keegan is described is "He's a smartass and is a dick to anyone he doesn't like. Using sarcasm and subtle ways to fuck with said person, but he is a good friend and will listen when you got problems."
by MrWankpants October 4, 2019

by phosstan January 16, 2022

The perfect couple they are absolutely GOALS. Riley is a gorgeous, kind, outgoing, smart, and I little awkward at times. She is loved by many but the only man who catches her eye is keegan. Keegan is the most sexy, nice, funny, caring, and loyal guy around. And I very lucky to have Riley by his side. They stick together through the ups and downs and would never do anything to hurt each other. They once started as best friends and then feel for each other's personalities. And now are the best couple ever!!
by Puppy love2017 April 18, 2018

by DIXlE Rect August 1, 2021

A guy who skips school every other day, a guy who always has a reason...
His looks are out of this world though. Very Lucious hair.
His looks are out of this world though. Very Lucious hair.
by Traquavian Funglebopper April 13, 2022
