707 defender of justice

Best boy who hacks into everything in the name of justice

He'll protect you from any other hacker
He is secretly sad

MC: 707 defender of justice please help me
707: *suddenly appears in front of MC*
MC: i love you
707: I'm dangerous

MC: i love you anyways

~Good Ending~

by Some fellow Toast February 1, 2021

Great Justice

A state that may be achieved by taking off every zig.

For great justice, take off every zig.

by Nardaviel May 21, 2006

Indians Love Justice

It is a newly made sex act where you wear nothing but a loincloth, and warpaint, and have a spear or rock hammer in your hand. You must yell like an indian also.

"honey tonight..lets try the "indians love justice"

by corbonbloopooshoo November 2, 2009

Justice

A justice is a misunderstood girl. A justice is usually a very strong and fierce girl who is often times feared because she can be intimidating or people just don't understand her. But Justices are very nice though just as long as you stay on her good side but if you get on her bad side she will whoop your ass.

The new girl is such a justice.

by Access denied October 4, 2021

For great justice

Something that is impossible without taking off EVERY last zig. In order to take off a zig you must know what you doing. This is the reason WHY you must take off the zig.

Basically, it's like playing a horrible video game. "Damn, that storyline is great... but the game is boring... must play..."

McDoodleBob: So, why should I take of every zig? Just because I KNOW what I do?

Captain: No, take off every zig... for great justice...

by Tookar April 13, 2005

Cock Justice

When initially you and a girl hate each other but somewhere along the line you have sex with her. You fuck her extra hard as revenge for her being a bitch to you. That's cock justice.

My coworker Julie is a fucking rude bitch. I hate the tramp. She hates me too. Two months later I noticed that there is a weird sexual tension between Julie and I. We hate each other but I know she wants to have sex with me.Last Friday I had to work late with her and I fucked her brains out on my desk. I fucked her extra hard because I still hate her. Cock justice.

by Cock Justice November 2, 2008

poetic justice

Poetic justice is a literary device in which virtue is ultimately rewarded or vice punished, often in modern literature by an ironic twist of fate intimately related to the character's own conduct.

Poetic justice is referred to in "The Simpsons" episode "Boy Scoutz N the Hood." When Bart returns home from a Junior Campers meeting Homer asks "How was jerk practice boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees and build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?" The chair that Homer is sitting on then breaks and he declares "D'oh! Stupid poetic justice."

by pullomeri September 14, 2007