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Juan

Dumbest motherfucker you will ever meet. Plays Naruto way too much and loves candy. Could be gay... I think all those moans are lowkey from guys.
"Bro ducks cant fly"- Juan
by yogurt69 April 8, 2017
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Gay ass bitch who shoves crayons up his ass. Every time you go near him he smells like cream cheese and ass on a Monday.
Emmily: Why does Juan smell like ass?
Alex the sexy nigga: Because he gay as fuck.
by AlexTheSexyNigga May 11, 2019
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A fat piece of shit. Only likes to eat food and dick. Loves to take it up the ass.
Look at Juan getting ganged banged.
by SkullKid15 March 14, 2017
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The number before two
What's before 2?
Juan!
by Dg2121 July 20, 2016
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A person who is really gay and doesn’t like girls. He may have a little dick but he stills pulls bitches
Juan is a gay
by Bertioss May 23, 2018
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The number before two
What's before 2?
Juan!
by Dg2121 July 20, 2016
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Juan loves to bully innocent people even when they’ve done nothing wrong. Juan is the type to get upset easily and take out his anger on other people. Juan is very basic.
by Greendale July 20, 2019
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