Juan

Juan is a fatass nigga that doesnt care about u he always like burgers

Mike- where is juan?
George-His fatass at McDonald's

Mike-oh i thought he was running for school president.
George-the only thing he runs for in McDonald's

by Kvng_of_Ny July 30, 2018

Juan

Juan Is a stupid cunt who using people he cheated on ever girls he so retarded like the only thing he cares about is his horses he thinks he has hoes but really they are just playing him he lies and he’s a like snitch when he gets butthurt he slaps people butts with out their consent he’s fat but think he’s really athletic he eats 2 dozen of donuts a day

Juan is a fattatard.

by CloutGang4life October 29, 2017

Juan

Gay ass bitch who shoves crayons up his ass. Every time you go near him he smells like cream cheese and ass on a Monday.

Emmily: Why does Juan smell like ass?
Alex the sexy nigga: Because he gay as fuck.

by AlexTheSexyNigga May 11, 2019

Juan

Dumbest motherfucker you will ever meet. Plays Naruto way too much and loves candy. Could be gay... I think all those moans are lowkey from guys.

"Bro ducks cant fly"- Juan

by yogurt69 April 7, 2017

Juan

A fat piece of shit. Only likes to eat food and dick. Loves to take it up the ass.

Look at Juan getting ganged banged.

by SkullKid15 March 14, 2017

Juan

The number before two

What's before 2?
Juan!

by Dg2121 March 18, 2016

Juan

A person who is really gay and doesn’t like girls. He may have a little dick but he stills pulls bitches

Juan is a gay

by Bertioss April 8, 2018