Joshua

HE is a guy that spends most of his time on his phone and wheres a hood cause of his ugly haircut. He wants to be a engineering but he s acts like a emo that has friends.

Dude your acting like Joshua

by udeh March 29, 2019

Joshua

'Joshua', Really means 'Joshy', an off the rails ex might call you Joshua to try be funny but deep down they know its really the word that says it all: cool, handsom, strong, funny bloke, just an all round good bloke. 'joshy'.

Maybe if i call him joshua he might correct me and then we can talk 😍

Every joshua has a cute joshy under the surface

Ive ran out of things to talk about with this cute guy oh no! Wait! I know, ill call him joshua see if i get a comeback!

Joshua is such a good.. ohh bloody auto correct ha! Joshy**

by Jvaderr July 1, 2019

Joshua

a mystical creature that is a loner and only can tell us lame jokes. He tries to play basketball but, he is not good at all.

The creature Joshua has a weird sense of humor.

by JOshhuuuuuuuuuuuuuupa October 1, 2019

Joshua

Joshua is the biggest dickhead you'll ever meet. He thinks he's so bad because he's the only child and that he's goes to special school but really he's just a gay motherfucker. He also thinks and admits that he's taken illegal drugs but really hes never even tried a cigarette in his life. If you ever run into a tall, blond-ish, 6'2 boy that maybe shopping with his mum and dad, keep walking... TRUST ME DADDY!!

Joshua: It's 2 o'clock in the morning. I'M GANGSTA!! lemme light up ma zoot.
Me: YOU'VE NEVER SMOKED A ZOOT OR EVEN A FAG IN UR LIFE DICKHEAD!!

by theyhateretro March 9, 2020

Joshua

absolute fuckboy douche. best friends with a dude named kyle.

girl 1: oh great it's that dude again... prepare to be flexed on by someone with a smaller dick than you, and listen to him go on about how he could "beat up jackson in a fight"

girl 2: what are you talking about?

girl 1:it's joshua.

girl 2:oh god damnit not with this little fucker again...

by I like you not June 12, 2020

Joshua

A person who has a very hard time accomplishing any normal every day activities.

Hey mom, Joshua is drowning in the laundry machine again.
Joshua, are you sane yet?
-Steve: Hey Stan, you better not pull a Joshua again.
-Stan: What?

by Hugh G. Johnson December 14, 2008

Joshua

Joshua is the biggest dickhead you will ever come across. He will ruin your birthday, Crack your phone. He has no friends and has the worst hair cut ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And he is dating Amanda. no one likes him because he wears horrible clothes and he thinks his cool but he is very retarded.

Joshua is the WORST!

Joshua is stupid

by MilkyChorcha February 28, 2019