Josh

can be a dick but really cares about you.

Women: Josh is a dick but he really does care

by yrueeie September 1, 2019

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Josh

Josh is crazy. He says uh oh stinky and is obsessed with Carl Azuz. He has many friends and is one of the class clowns. He likes to Yeet things and sing Mo Bamba during class. He is dirty minded and is a meme god. He’s either watching memes, FaceTiming his gc or playing fortnite on his switch. He enjoys being home alone and making jokes around his friends. Is kinda popular and goofy. He’s smart and tells ppl when he farts. (And he’s friends with Jorge the monkey)

Juan: Josh I just shit my pants

Josh: Oof

Arianna: Juan cut the shit, I know you fucked my mom!!!
Josh: Oof

by Mr.Toes.com November 29, 2019

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josh

n. 1) a tissue, 2) any form of tissue or such material that can be used to catch the result of masturbation, especially while alone in a dark room, 3) v. to josh, to masturbate into a tissue awkwardly while alone in a dark room.

1) "Hey, wanna pass me a josh?"
2) "Dude, I don't wanna go in my room. I stepped on an old josh last night, and it wasn't mine."
3) "God damnit, I walked in on my room mate while he was joshing last night.

by Mike_Rotch October 5, 2010

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josh

- choosing the easiest way to do something out of laziness with no regards for future consequences or not doing anything about something because you are too lazy to bother even though in the future you will have a much larger problem.

Bill broke up with his girlfriend who lied and cheated on him, but made a josh and started having sex and dating her again because he didn't have to try.

Instead of canceling his magazine trials, Bobert pulled a josh and did nothing, ignoring the possibility of future bills.

by writteningasoline March 28, 2010

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