joosed

being ripped off or stolen from physically (money) or emotionally. Stingy

Garrett joosed segal when he wouldn't pay for lunch

by Segal January 17, 2005

joosh

To be used when a douche goes above and beyond the call of douchedom. A combination of josh and doooosh.

guy 1: that guy has a face i just want to punch

guy 2: yea, hes such a joosh

by ninjachronic May 14, 2010

Joolz

A person with seriously good taste who cares for the important things in life, like the environment, animals, love and alcohol. Likes to look at things differently and never assumes that things are normal.

Joolz is a bit odd but very cool!

by JayBeeAndAyDee August 25, 2010

joelshit

Similar to the word bull-shit but crap coming out of there mouth is by a person named Joel

"That is such Joelshit".

by naive one July 19, 2010

joose

Government warning,... may cause pregnant wemon to have mixed race babies unknowiningly. and if you drink more than 1 of the joose it will cause you to climb onto a picknick table and have intercourse the umberella hole in the middle of the table in day light, it will cause unexplained sneakiness, resulting in the rare but known "sneaky steve" causing you to have sneaky intercourse in the anus......twice!!!!!!!

This one time at band camp, whilst drinking joose around the campfire and making smores, I unknowingly ventured into sneaky steve's cabin. He was wearing only a ski mask and a pair of socks while he was pinching his nipples and putting lotion on his skin he was fucking a white bitch from behind and then 9 months later the baby came out looking like a piece of charcoal!

by rj belvines March 30, 2008

joostflu

The yearning that manifests within upon the discovery of Stefanie Joosten, a desire for companionship and long term commitment to the Joost that is enticing yet unattainable

Fuck off I have joostflu

by sadboy2002 September 13, 2016

joons

the game card game spoons played with jenga blocks

this is joons... i make the rules!!!

by DDEERREEKK September 27, 2007