A no no dirty position that is only for the iron willed, where you lay down and ur female partner gets a toothpick and sticks it in the Métis and sits on it leading to a very painful experience that pays back in a very pleasing manner usually used in the back of a BJ’s family restroom (also called the Bhutanese dragon chimney if you are in Asia)
by Wkdmsm February 23, 2024
Get the JIZZY GLIZZY mug.During the process of ejaculating onto a partner's face, the subject immediately bites the head off of a bat and spits blood onto their partner.
Oliver: "She said she had never tried a Jizzy Osbourne before."
Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"
Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."
Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"
Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"
Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."
Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"
by srika December 5, 2013
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by TrilliASF September 24, 2022
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Get the jizzy mug.The technique of simultaneously defecating in each others face used by two homosexuell man. Often practiced under the influence of poppers.
Philipp: Hey Christoph, what did you do yesterday?
Christoph: You can´t remember!? We did that Wiesi and Jizzy thing all night long toghether. I still have some bits between my teeth.
Philipp: Trudy, now I remember. Must be the poppers. They make my always a bit confused the day after.
Christoph: Talking about after. Wanna do a Wiesi and Jizzy tonight?
Philipp: Sure. I´ll bring the Poppers.
Christoph: You can´t remember!? We did that Wiesi and Jizzy thing all night long toghether. I still have some bits between my teeth.
Philipp: Trudy, now I remember. Must be the poppers. They make my always a bit confused the day after.
Christoph: Talking about after. Wanna do a Wiesi and Jizzy tonight?
Philipp: Sure. I´ll bring the Poppers.
by BiscottiWiscotti March 15, 2018
Get the Wiesi and Jizzy mug.It had been a week since my boyfriend had came, and last night I got a Jizzy Jordan so bad it took two towels to wipe the smear off of my legs!!!
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